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	Too frail for football. And way too clumsy. [i]*Stands on horses backs and does stupid shit even after fracturing her spine...*[/i]
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	I mean proper football. and howudodis?
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	Magic. :D
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	teach meh
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	Come to Australia and you'll learn the magic of standing on things/people/animals to avoid other things/people/animals.
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	Lies.... You're a gymnast.