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12/21/2013 4:11:26 PM
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The worst thing you could tell a child on Christmas Day?
"Inside one of these presents is the deactivation code to the bomb I planted inside your mother womb, there is also a surgical kit inside one to open your mother, time is ticking my son."
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You're going to medical school, and I've paid for your classes rather than getting you presents. Oh and mom's pregnant too, SORRY!
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1 ReplyDestinys been canceled and the servers are no longer running
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1 ReplyOh... just imagine the waterfalls
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Santa isn't real, we are broke cuz of your gifts & me and your mom are getting a divorce....triple threat
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MERRY CHRISTMAS! [spoiler]SANTA'S DEAD! :D[/spoiler]
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Put down your pants and prepare your angus
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[b][i]( ͡O ͜ʖ ͡O)[/i][/b] [spoiler][b]You're adopted.[/b][/spoiler]
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[quote]I'm blackbox[/quote] [spoiler]what a necrobump[/spoiler]
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Santa didn't eat the cookies, I did.
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"Santa isn't real, you adopted little brat. Also; we donated ALL of your presents to charity. Please note that I don't mean "charity" as in a charitable foundation; I mean it as in Charity the stripper who is your real mom. Speaking of sexual matters, we need to have [i]a talk.[/i]"
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You're fired.
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2 Replies
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Edited by Relatively Quiet: 5/26/2014 4:45:59 AM[u] [/u]
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Santa isn't real, you're an adopted son of a gay marrige. We're also escaped convicts and are communist.
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Get them a crappy present. Stare them in the eye and say: "You're Adopted."
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Edited by King Assclown: 12/21/2013 5:30:34 PM[quote]#sniffmyballsandie[/quote] [quote]#rimjob[/quote]
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1 ReplyEdited by Enlightened One: 12/21/2013 5:21:53 PM[quote]"Inside one of these presents is the deactivation code to the bomb I planted inside your mother womb, there is also a surgical kit inside one to open your mother, time is ticking my son."[/quote]What if the kid hates his parents though secretly? "Inside one of these presents is the instructions and ingredients needed to create the antidote to the poison you drank earlier this morning. Good luck Dad" > : )
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11 RepliesEdited by Geth: 12/21/2013 4:33:49 PMSanta Clause is black.
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Have a huge present wrapped all very nicley with almost nothing in it. At the very bottom is a very special surprise. His adoption papers.
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3 RepliesSanta is fake
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1 Reply[quote]sniffmyballsanddie[/quote]
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5 Replieshey wait they didn't have bombs in feudal times
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AND TOMMY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT DAY IT IS HE DOESN'T KNOW WHO JESUS WAS OR WHAT PRAYING IS
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4 Repliesall your presents are christmas sweaters made of broccoli and homework
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4 RepliesSanta is not real
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2 RepliesI'm not getting presents for Christmas, I am getting peasants.
