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12/19/2013 3:50:02 AM
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Plasma Eagle Rides! $5*
Everyone! This your once in a lifetime chance to ride a Plasma Eagle!
Have you ever wanted to kiss the edge of space? Have you ever wanted to see how it's like to break the sound barrier outside of a cockpit? Have you ever wanted to make that one wierd fat girl in your class that always talks about horses finally shut up? Well, For only $5* you can sattle up (Non-sexually) on this majestic bird and fly anywhere you please for two hours. Two whole hours of pure adrenaline fueled flight. All the proceeds for the next two hours go to help a needy charity** also.
But wait, there's more!
If you buy a ticket within the next 5 seconds you will also get a complimentary keychain. Absolutely free of charge.
So to wrap it up, you get the two hour ride of the Bird and a keychain all while helping charity! What a deal! Order Now!
[spoiler]Plasma Inc. is not responsible for any Deaths, Dismemberments, chars, burns, vaporizations, obliterations, murders, drive-bys, suicides, religious cults, intoxications, sexual encounters, terrible jokes, lost gameboys, terrorist attacks, sightings of Obama, Miley Cyrus twerks, or any other completely tragic events that occur after the purchase.
*29 Payments of $5
**The Plasma Eagle's Swiss Bank account [/spoiler]
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1 ReplyCan I pay with the $5 I got from not cringing in that other thread?
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2 RepliesCan I hire you just to fly to a couple of places
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1 ReplyShut up and take my money.
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1 ReplyEdited by Leeroy Jenkins: 12/19/2013 4:31:17 AM*pays* *gets anti-plasma suit* [b]TAKE THAT MOTHER-blam!-ERS![/b] *eviscerates N Korea*
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1 ReplyAnus and rectum are still being sizzled. Totally worth it.
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1 Reply[quote] Have you ever wanted to make that one weird fat girl in your class that always talks about horses finally shut up?[/quote] LITERALLY HOW I FEEL IN ALGEBRA 2 EVERY DAY.
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7 RepliesI prefer plasma cat's ride it's 3 fiddy and the same time lenght
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1 ReplyCan you ride me instead?
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5 RepliesI bet you smell
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1 ReplyMy crotch was burned to a crisp...
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3 Replies*throws $100 at his computer screen*
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8 RepliesDamn corporations trying make a profit off something I could do myself.
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3 RepliesI'd love to ride you, bby.
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4 Replies[quote](Non-sexually) [/quote] Lost interest there.
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10 RepliesBut we'll die if we get close to you.
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1 ReplyYou can order a ride now?
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3 Replies[quote]chance to ride a Plasma Eagle! outside of a cock sattle up Two whole hours of pure adrenaline [/quote]All I needed to hear.
