Ask me anything and I shall answer truthfully (or at least as truthfully as I can in this inebriated state).
						
					
					
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	1 Replywhy do you like little boys.
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	4 Replieshow old are you in real life?
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	1 ReplyOn a scale of 1 to 10, 1 being buzzed and 10 being under the table, exactly how inebriated are you?
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	1 ReplyJoined Sep 10 2008 Misleading title
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	3 RepliesWhatcha drinkin'?
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	3 RepliesHow does it make you feel knowing that everyone who's been around the internet longer than a few years is laughing at how you're actually calling yourself an oldfag on the Flood of all places? Because, let's be honest here, that's pretty damn sad bro.
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	3 RepliesHave I been typing responses with my penis this entire time on Bnet?
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	2 RepliesWho poop last?
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	5 RepliesHow old is old enough to oldfag?
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	2 RepliesWhen your drunk can you get it up???
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	What magical substance perfumes yer under arms? I'm an Old Spice guy meself.
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	6 RepliesHow are you able to type so well? I can hardly see the keys when I'm drunk, that's pretty impressive.
 
										 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
		    