I came into this one girl's bottle of lotion.
She proceeded to use it for the next two months.
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	Sucks to be her.
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	Oh my god this is hilarious!!
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	Respect level for you just went up, if she deserved that of course.
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	Wow, that's a pathetic comment.
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	you know exactly why.
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	What if she lotioned her vaginer?
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	It wouldn't do anything because the sperm would've died within the first thirty minutes.
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	You don't know that.
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	So alpha