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I'd kick you in the balls.
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1 ReplyWhat!? No "Stick it in mah pooper" option!?
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1 ReplyI'd sit you down, and then pee all over you.
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1 ReplyStab you
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7 RepliesI wouldn't give you kisses, but I would ask for a long close hug.
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2 RepliesI'd still punch you in the face... Even if it's a pretty lookin' one.
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14 RepliesThat kind of depends on your first sentence when I open the door
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3 RepliesBut I wouldn't know you a gangbangin' floodian. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Yo ass would just be some random neckbeard knockin on mah door yo. Honestly make me wonder whether I know any of y'all up in real game but be unaware.
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6 Replies[quote]Give me kisses[/quote] Halloween is coming up, isn't it?
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1 ReplyWell... [spoiler]Invite you in for a gay sex orgy in the living room with 8 other guys.[/spoiler]
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1 Reply[quote][b]door[/b][/quote] u w0t m8
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7 RepliesWho are you even?
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1 Replysomething like "um...can I help you with something?"
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1 ReplyHave a brief chat, then eventually tell you to feck off.
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"GET OUT OF MY SWAMP!"
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5 RepliesIs ask who you are? Then if you said "from Bungie" then is ask who then youd say (your username) them if say "uh I don't know you and how'd you find me house?" Then if slam the door in your face and call 911
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1 Replymwah mwah
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11 RepliesI would do magic. All sorts of magic would be done.
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5 RepliesChat. Then you will leave..... or else!
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9 RepliesHit the [b][i][u]F-UCK[/u][/i][/b] out of you.
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7 RepliesWell, did you being snacks, movies, or a board game? Because if not, it'd be really awkward.
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5 RepliesInvite you in for a slice of pie or two
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7 RepliesToast/envelope method.
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5 RepliesI would politely ask you what you wanted, but remember, it's legal in my state to kill on your property if you feel threatened.
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11 RepliesTell you to get the hell off my mountain if you don't want to get [i]thrown[/i] off it.