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10/1/2013 1:42:07 AM
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Help me! Help! I'm naked!
I'm naked and climbed out of the trunk of some chick's car!
What do?
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And apparently still had a phone. And why were you in a car with a baby chicken? You weren't playing chicken strip poker with a minor, were you? That's just sick.
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4 RepliesThe day chickens learn to drive Is the day the world ends
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3 RepliesWhelp. I ran with the machete pointed forward while screaming... I... kinda sorta created a shish-kebab.
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Put some clothes on, hippie.
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6 RepliesRun around screaming and ask random people for clothes.
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Get on computer on post it on a forum.
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Strut.
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4 Repliesfap, fap harder than you've ever fapped before
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I don't believe you. Pics or it didn't happen.
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>-blam!-
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Go home, make sure she doesn't follow.
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Help, I'm naked! [i]and[/i] I have pizza!
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the real question is where were you keeping your phone.
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They got me! And they dropped me into... walmart. Awwwwww sshiiieeet. Its crazy town in here.
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10 RepliesFind her and let your instincts take over.
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6 RepliesBut do you have a pizza?
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11 RepliesSince you're already naked... fap.
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Edited by Turtlenomad: 10/1/2013 1:47:23 AMChickens are invading, at such a young age too!
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Don't worry, if real life is anything like a TV show, objects will improbably find their way in front of the important stuff so nobody else sees it.
