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Edited by Melty Blood:
8/12/2013 9:48:25 PM
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Flood I am in an awkward situation with a stripper
I brought her into my home. She said she wanted the money now. I said after we get into the business. I also brought doughnuts to stimulate our mouths so that we could suck on each other if you know what I mean. When we started eating, I said: "First we'll have a doughnut, then we'll GO NUTS!" In the best loud voice I could muster. She is now staring at me demanding me the money now. If I give it to her I fear she'll just run.
Help me! What should I say?
EDIT: She's giving me head right now but this ones tricky. Gotta watch out.
By the way can i go to jail if i forced her in a basement?
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1 ReplyIn our industry we always ask the customer to pay upfront.
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7 RepliesYOUR LYING MORGAN!
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Look a NewFag!!!
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3 Replies[quote]if you know what I mean[/quote] First off, you're lying for attention. Second, you're twelve.
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1 ReplyOh. Then my work here is done!
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1 ReplyShow her the money,knock her out,then do some bondage stuff :3
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2 RepliesDon't make her cry...crying strippers are awkward.
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Everybody walk the dinosaur [spoiler]Too soon?[/spoiler]
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4 Replies... This thread Idk idk how to respond to this
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8 RepliesGet a waifu and you'll never need to deal with this again.
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once more
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I am in a shoot out with the cops. I don;t know if I will make it.
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1 ReplyDon't give her the -blam!-ing money until she dances.
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1 Replygetting off the computer will help.
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1 Reply
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6 RepliesEdited by Double A: 8/12/2013 8:29:07 PMWhy, how pathetic are you
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6 RepliesI must ask OP a stripper or a prostitute? Well anyway either way pay her half, do your thing, and then pay her the rest since you are so concerned about her robbing you.
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3 RepliesThis song is for you.
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1 ReplyKeep f@cking on your computer/phone while youre at it!
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1 ReplyLies.
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No one is helping
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5 RepliesEdited by PizzaPlease: 8/12/2013 8:02:45 PMDon't say anything, remember, when in doubt whip it out.
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13 RepliesSo after she demanded the money, you were like 'hold on let me just check my computer/phone' and then proceeded to log onto Bungie and type out this thread?
