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7/17/2013 8:50:50 AM
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Type a line of text without stopping or thinking about it.
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Sometimes I like to bread all the pizza stand because all of my preadland is very yes.
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2 Repliesiwanafu[i] [/i]ckyouintheasswithadildomadeofcocaine
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1 ReplyI was taking a stroll outside when I saw a large bird of unknown origin, it turned and asked me "Are we out of peanut butter?" I replied "Of course not foul fool, I am of the matrix" In which I preformed six back flips to present the word with my peanut butter. A lady down the road saw this and called the cops, they arrived in purple and green cars with yellow bow ties on top. Each officer was a six foot tall woman with perfect form, but instead of grabbing me they stopped by KFC for pizza. Do to the lack of pizza they arrested an elderly man and took him to the pound to pick out a puppy. Astonished by the turn of events, the large bird stroked it's brow and returned to the Netherlands from whence it came. Without my feathery friend, I returned home to a surprise jack in the box. The box was orange and poorly made, with a smell of brandy. I opened the box to find nothing inside other than a saltine cracker with cheese wiz. I consumed this lovely treat, only to find it had been poisoned by the duke. Several hours later I awoke dead and among my mourners, I told them it was alright, in my new zombie state, only head shots count, and the duke can poison me as much as he likes. So the rejoiced and sold pound cake at the local fair. The duke was upset to hear of my new zombie powers, and sent his elite guard of robots to clean the bathroom, while he debated his next assassination attempt. Unaware of his newly cleaned restroom, I set out on foot to find the one ring. but Frodo beat me to it, and sold it on the black market for a bag of chips. Without the ring, I had to find a new means of entering the dukes restroom, so I could place the ultimate dookie within his bowl.
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All of my pingas in the bahthoel with a bath towel.
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Dafuq ids dis? i dont get it at all
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Design dig up to the new York NY and I am so shirk
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I am a robot a hairy scuzzy fuzzy wuzzy cuzzyrobpt without a toe in the world. Wont you eat? Wont wu wub wu?
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2 RepliesI should really sleep right now, I have two rather large exams in college tomorrow and I have not studied for one, ah well. I guess being in the ER for 3 days could be a decent excuse.
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I do this all of the time... Well, -blam!-ing shit, my brain just won't allow me to think without typing.
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thins whould wbe vesy diffuclt
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I should go to get becuse the airplane is the key to victory because the ghost said yes and we shall fab.
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I used to be an adventurer like you and then I took an arrow to the knee. I once killed a man for a sweet roll.
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1 ReplyI am the very best like no one ever was. Hmmm it seems I'm incapable of not making a media reference.
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Why I do signing tits with cigars cake bro.
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Piopies seem like roopies.
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Birdeelantkgrrkriegrobotuftjgddfuydfuidyspartan
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-blam!-quid be shiet.
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jagger -blam!-! JAGGER
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Sometimes I like to goober bread car on the dingbat foosball belt, the sugar coated titties sing Hail Mary as Neil Armstrong and Clint Dempsey pass by on horseback they have a strong navy and are militarily superior to the Somalians Somalians are cool like new age wannabe pirates with dysentery.
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You like Krabby Patties, don't you Squidward?
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u like my hat?
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Jews did 9/11.
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Why should I?
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2 RepliesWhat is life
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Saw blades inside of my mouth spinning out the back of my head double nasal penetration with cacti
