I saw the bungie ride-a-long-fail-a-ma-jig-thingy. I then promptly requested to join about ten times until Harlow PM'd me about the no alts. I then explained to him that I was new and I don't post much. And thus started one of the most meaningful online experiences of my life. Thank you Harlow. BTW great job making this public Dustin, this is hilarious.