"Back in my day, we didn't have any fancy shmancy tanks! We had [I]balls[/I]! Two balls and a d1ck for the whole platoon. [I]And we had to share the d1ck![/I]"
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	"Usually the good Balls works in mysterious ways... BUT NOT TODAY. This here is 66-tons of straight-up, C*M-spewing, [b]DIVINE INTERVENTION![/b] If God is balls, then you can call me Cupid." -Sargeant Avery Johnson
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	Ahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahh!!
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	HOLY CRAP THESE ARE HILARIOUS.
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	"She had the Activation Index and you were going to destroy my balls. You did destroy my balls."
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	"Thought I'd try shooting my balls out. Mix things up a little." "Your compassion for balls is misplaced."