Dear Flood,
Only I can make the greatest thread of all time. Before you even entered you felt a chill run up your spine, you felt those little shivers of adrenaline. And now before you lies a perfection you struggle to comprehend. Look at the crisp, fresh forms of my sentences. The way they sparkle eternally with morning dew, yet simultaneously burn brighter than all the stars of the cosmos, and more.
See how your pupils dilate, as your mind begins to expand with psychadelic transcendence. By now you are probably flying across the plains of galaxies, dreaming the infinite blessed dreams of divine beings. All this I gift to you and more, asking nothing in return. I need for nothing. I am the Highest. The most Glorious. The Greatest of All.
You're Welcome.
Sincerely,
Alanis Morisette
						
					
					
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	1 ReplyI accidentally burned myself. Steam burn. Sucks.
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	2 RepliesI think this guy has you in a run for your money.
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	1 ReplyEdited by God: 4/1/2013 7:39:58 PMGo and leave earth for no raisin.
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	Ha! I made you, bitch.
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	Edited by DarkSpyda04: 4/1/2013 7:38:54 PMI always thought the music was pretty spectacular, "Uninvited" as one shining example. It beats the hell out of autotune that all songs use nowadays.
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	2 RepliesThe greatest? Yeah right. *hops away*
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	1 ReplyEdited by RurouniDante: 3/31/2013 2:21:08 PMThe best part about mute? No matter how many times you change your display name, you're still muted to me. Win.
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	1 ReplyI think Nicholas Cage would like to have a word.
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	1 Reply:') thank you. so much.
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	1 ReplyNuh! I am!
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	1 ReplyI will cut you.
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	2 RepliesSweet. Can I have your autograph?
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	1 ReplyThanks man. This is beautiful
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	1 ReplyMuted? Checking profile - alises. Oh, god damnit! You again
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	2 RepliesJanis Joplin wannabe
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	8 RepliesEdited by OvoZ Daycare: 3/30/2013 2:59:16 PMYou're a bitch, thought ya oughta know that
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	5 RepliesSuck a dick you washed up ho-bag.
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	I am the greetest. And no I shall leave Earth, for no raisin.
 
										 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
		    