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Last to Post Wins! With your drill pierce the heavens!(Bro edition)

brooooooo bruh brah How are you bros doing today? Or everyday?

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  • Guess I win

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  • Now, this is a story all about how My life got flipped-turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute Just sit right there I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air In west Philadelphia born and raised On the playground was where I spent most of my days Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school When a couple of guys who were up to no good Started making trouble in my neighborhood I got in one little fight and my mom got scared She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air' I begged and pleaded with her day after day But she packed my suit case and sent me on my way She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket. I put my Walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'. First class, yo this is bad Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass. Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like? Hmmmmm this might be alright. But wait I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, all that Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat? I don't think so I'll see when I get there I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air Well, the plane landed and when I came out There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out I ain't trying to get arrested yet I just got here I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Yo, home to Bel Air' I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo home smell ya later' I looked at my kingdom I was finally there To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air

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  • Bro

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  • This is a story of a man who continues to fight against fate

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  • Ayy

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  • Nope

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  • Not today bruh, I'm gonna win this one

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  • Tell me, did you fall from a shooting star One without a permanent scar And did you miss me while you were looking for yourself out there Na na na na na na na na na na na na na And did you finally get the chance to dance along the light of day? Na na na na na na na na na na na na na And did you fall from a shooting star? Faaaaall from a shooting star?

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  • The next morning, Paul Varjak awakens in his bed, fully clothed from the night before. As he awakens, he sees Holly's cat mask atop a marble statue in his room, and he smiles to himself as he remembers the previous night. Getting out of bed, he grabs his own dog mask and climbs out onto the fire escape, climbing down to Holly's apartment window. He opens and climbs through the window, playfully woofing at Cat sitting on the couch, and then calls out for Holly to see if she's home. When she doesn't respond, he walks towards her front door and looks outside. As he does so, he spots his "decorator" climbing the stairs to his apartment, and he quickly shuts the door, running back out onto the fire escape and rapidly climbing back into his own apartment. Just as shes about to knock, Paul opens the door and greets her with his mask on, saying "Trick or Treat" as he lets her in. She calls him crazy, but admits that she loves him regardless. He then tells her that they need to talk, and emphasizes that he needs to have a serious discussion with her. Paul tells her that he wants to end it, and no longer be her personal call boy in exchange for helping publish his books. She tries to brush off his determination to leave her by writing him a check for $1000 so that he can take a vacation while he rethinks his decision. He refuses and promptly says that he no longer needs her as he has a check of his own coming in from a new book he is soon to publish. As he leaves the apartment, he tells her that for her next call boy, she should find someone his size so that she doesn't have to get the suits tailored again. He then slams the door, walks out of the building and takes to the streets of New York in search of Holly.

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  • Walking through the streets, Paul searches around for Holly, checking to see if she's at Tiffany's or at any of the bars. After searching for a while, Paul heads to the library where he took Holly on their trip around the city. As he approaches the library, we see him hold in his hand a small black ring case.

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  • I win

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  • Ayy lmao

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  • I win

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  • And I'm caught I forget all that I've been taught I can't keep calm, I can't keep still Pulled apart against my will It's the hardest thing I've ever had to prove You turn to salt as I turned around to look at you Old friends have said, the books I've read Say it's the thing to do

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  • Rule change; this post wins. No further rule changes allowed.

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  • Who the hell do you think I am?!

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  • I love turtles

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  • Edited by TheLilBambino: 6/9/2015 4:27:20 AM
    ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH! [spoiler]Hell yes! Gurren Lagann FTW[/spoiler]

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  • Lolno

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  • Plasma wins

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  • I win

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  • Ha

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  • And I'm cauuuuuuuught I forget all that I've been tauuuuuuuught I can't keep calm, I can't keep stiiiiiiiiiiill Pulled apart against my wiiiiiiiiiiiill

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  • I win

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  • Where's my kiss already?

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  • Splooooooooooooooge Did I win?

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