And you are to teach Defense Against the Dark Arts.
What do you do?
						
					
					
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	Ponder how I got this job. I know nothing about magic.
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	I would do my job?
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	Consult my doctor about a funny growth on the back of my head.
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	I must be as whimsical as possible!
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	Teach them how to use a gun.
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	I'd take out a big life-insurance policy.
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	4 RepliesMake the students cook drugs instead of potions
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	Buy the students guns. Everyone knows guns work better than "The Dark Arts".
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	Hah! Not many people will get why this is funny
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	Rewatch the movies
 
										 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
		    