Are you a lone Guardian screaming into the void after getting booted from LFG for “vibe issues”?
Do your random teammates ghost you faster than your ex when you ask to do the Legend Lost Sector together?
Do you want a clan that’s less “sweaty comp tryhards” and more “feral chaos with the occasional success”? THEN WELCOME TO: 🧨 THE FIFTH AMENDMENT 🧨 We’re the clan your mum warned you about.
We don’t do callouts — we scream.
We don’t wipe — we “strategically regroup.”
We don’t “follow strats” — we “wing it and hope for a god roll.” 🚀 What We Bring to the Tower: * 🎤 Unfiltered comms with questionable jokes, unnecessary yelling, and at least one guy using a toaster as a mic. * 🧠 Peak gameplay such as:
▪ Trying to solo Flawless Prophecy with 3 people.
▪ Bringing Rat Kings into GMs unironically.
▪ Using emotes to glitch into places we definitely weren’t supposed to be. * 💀 Weekly events like:
▪ Wipe Night: Now With More Screaming™
▪ PvP Night: We Promise We’ll Win One Match This Time
▪ Fashion Showdown: If You Don’t Match, You’re Benched 💪 What We Expect: * Must be at least 17% competent and 100% chaotic. * Mic required. Bonus points if it’s taped together or sounds like a 2003 Xbox headset. * Do NOT bring “sweat lord” energy — unless you’re sweating from laughter or eating flaming Hot Cheetos mid-raid. * Be cool. Be dumb. Be ready to yell “EZ Clap” after barely surviving with 1 HP. 🎯 Who We Want: * Hunters who main invisibility and still die first. * Titans who punch first and never ask questions. * Warlocks who pretend they're support but are actually just chasing highlight clips. Apply now. Or don’t. We’ll probably @ you on the forums anyway.
We are The Fifth Amendment.
You have the right to remain silent, but we really, REALLY hope you don’t.