You’ve run with randoms. You’ve suffered in silence. You’ve watched blueberries ignore the objective while emoting on your Ghost. Enough’s enough. Welcome to The Fifth Amendment — where we don’t talk about our KD, our DPS, or that one time we got shoulder-charged off the map by a Titan. 🩸 Who We Are: A collection of sleep-deprived Guardians held together by caffeine, sarcasm, and questionable life choices. Professionals in the art of blaming “lag” for everything. Too good to be casual. Too chaotic to be competitive. 🔥 What We Offer: Raids that start serious and end with someone launching themselves into orbit. PvP nights where you either dominate or delete the game (no in-between). A Discord full of people who will 100% quote Shaxx out of context and 0% judge your fashion choices (unless they’re really bad). Deep lore debates that inevitably turn into arguments about how hot Mara Sov is. 🕶️ What We Want: Players who can laugh at failure, mock success, and survive at least one jumping puzzle. Guardians who can handle a little trash talk and a lot of chaos. People who don’t flinch when Eris whispers. Join The Fifth Amendment — because silence isn’t cowardice. It’s strategy. And when the fireteam wipes? We plead the Fifth. 💀 Apply within. Regret nothing. Speak never.