-
3.5 DnD My players are in a circle of magical silence. Player 1: *sees a chest* let’s open it! Player 2: Alright I open the chest I describe a flash of magical light. Player 3: what did it sound like?!? Me: You hear nothing Player 3: BS. Give me a listen check. Me: Go ahead and roll. *rolls dice* with modifiers sitting at a mighty 18. Me: you hear nothing. Player 2: Give me a check too. Me: *shrugging* fine. Anyone else? *murmurs of consent* *Player 2 gets a 22 with modifiers* *Player 1 scores a nat 20* Me: you hear nothing. Player 1: But I got a nat 20! That has to count for something! Me: It doesn’t. *General discontent* Me: Fine. Just for you. For your Nat 20. You succeed. Player 1: Sweet! What did I hear? Me: Powerword Kill.