🛑 Stop right there, Guardian! 🛑 Are you looking for a clan that’s just as majestic and misunderstood as a stag in the wild? Welcome to Bond of the Stag, the legendary Destiny 2 clan where the only thing more majestic than our stags is the number of times we wipe during a raid! What We’re About: Stag’s Honor: We may or may not have a 90% wipe rate, but at least we’re all wiping in style. If you’ve got the Stag helmet, we salute you, but you’ll also be the first one to be revived (or blamed for the wipe). Crucible shenanigans: If you like to run head first into the other team and then immediately get bodied by a Sentinel Titan, this is your home. Bonus points if you blame it on “lag” even when the connection is flawless. Raids, Dungeons, Nightfalls : When we say “let’s just have fun,” we really mean it. It’s like trying to teach a cat how to fetch… but we get there eventually. After 7 hours. Team Spirit: No Guardian left behind, unless you’re in the middle of a Lost Sector with a Vex Hydra and no Heavy ammo. Then, well... RIP. What We’re Looking For: Stag Wearers Only: If your Warlock doesn’t have a Stag helmet, prepare to be judged (in the nicest way possible). If you're not down to embrace your inner beast, it's gonna be awkward. Wipe Enthusiasts: Can’t complete a raid without wiping at least 8 times? Congratulations, you’re one of us. We pride ourselves on getting through every encounter… eventually. Raider-By-Accident: Ever get pulled into a raid because you accidentally clicked "Join Fireteam"? Yeah, that's us. We're always looking for someone who’s pretending to know what they’re doing but is actually just happy to be there. Fun Over Everything: We like to say, "It’s not about the loot… but it is about the loot." But mostly, it’s about laughing at ourselves as we wipe to the same mechanic for the 10th time. What You’ll Get: Bad Advice & Good Vibes: Our Sherpas are terrible at explaining mechanics, but they’re great at giving moral support during a wipe. They’ll tell you, “You’ve got this!”… and then blame the game when you fall off the map. Fireteam of Chaos: Are you the type to get distracted and stand on the wrong plate during a raid? Congratulations, we need you. We’ll probably lose because of it, but we’ll definitely look good doing it. What We Don’t Tolerate: Being Too Serious: This isn’t a sweatfest. If you’re out here using spreadsheets to calculate optimal DPS during the raid… we’ll kindly ask you to sit in the corner and think about your life choices. No Stag Helmets: If you’re a Warlock with anything but a Stag helmet, prepare to be called “Unstagged” in the most insulting tone. How to Join: Send me a message , Put on your Stag helmet. Pretend to know what you’re doing and maybe, just maybe, you’ll fit right in. Prepare to wipe, laugh, and repeat. Join Bond of the Stag today! Let’s get some loot, cause some chaos, and take our beautiful stags to the moon (or maybe just the Tower… depends on how many times we wipe on the way. Come for the stags, stay for the chaos. 🦌✨