Hey Bungie, round of applause! 👏 You’ve officially transformed Destiny into a masterclass in how to make a game completely unplayable! Woo! 🎉
Gotta say, I’m loving the sniper simulator meta—where everyone just chills in the back with those long range weapons like they’re on a beach holiday, sipping space mojitos and deleting people from a postcode away. Genius! Why actually play the game when you can just observe it from orbit?
And let’s not forget the invis hunters. Oh baby. It’s like playing hide and seek with a ghost who also happens to have a shotgun and no radar ping. Such fun! I assume the dev meeting went like:
Lets make them literally unseeable—just like my hopes for PvP balance!
Now, major props to the galaxy-brained minds behind the meta. Out of 1,000+ weapons, only 2-3 are are being used to actually complete! Incredible work. That level of imbalance isn’t a bug—it’s performance art. 🎨
And the mods system? Beautiful chaos. I especially love how it takes a spreadsheet, three YouTube guides, and a PhD in particle physics just to make a halfway decent build. Because, yeah, the average player with 45 minutes a night definitely wanted to spend half of that deciphering armor perks like they’re translating alien runes.
Oh—and those nerfs? Keep ‘em coming! Who needs fun when you can have relentless disappointment? Bungie, if your mission was to drive away streamers, casuals, and maybe your own devs too—you’re nailing it. 💥
Bravo! Truly no one does it worse better.
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There's barely any snipers. But yea, if you just want 45 min a night, it would be better to play a game where build crafting is not required.