I have a massive collection of screen shot of funny Bungie names. I wish we could share them around the community without people getting offended or Bungie axing accounts.
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#destiny2
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I think humour and comedy are in rapid decline ... the woke puritans are outlawing anything that can offend.
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Edited by Milk: 6/11/2025 7:10:54 PMI find that most names that try to be funny end up being cringe to me. The amount of people that are genuinely funny and creative with their names is astonishingly low.
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Edited by Dad,OutForMilk(Timelost): 6/13/2025 4:41:16 PMSorry, I forgot the milk. I should go get it... No, I promise I'll be right back...
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Edited by deadman: 6/13/2025 9:42:31 AMThe most fun I had is when doing master Crota with LFGs. We needed one player and waiting for someone to join. All 5 of us exploded laughing when we saw: Your mom has joined your fireteam 😆 Call-outs were hilarious too. Added that guy to my friend list and recently noticed that his name was changed to guardian. No fun allowed as we well know. Not gonna spend a dime ever on this game (Not the only reason)
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Edited by Dave.: 6/12/2025 1:10:19 AMEh they get pretty old after a while cause most of them are just like “(named exo)’s usb port.” And savathuns thigh-highs gets old. Mara’s dirty socks. Like after a while it doesn’t feel creative and it becomes more annoying. I’ve gotten a few compliments on my simple name.
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nofunallowed
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I have seen a few that are funny but Mara sov bathwater isn't funny.
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It's not the lack of a sense of humor; people just find different things funny.
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What I find funny you might not find funny and vice versa.
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let me guess you find the 400 thousand people named mara sovs feet pics timelost adept to be hilarious and think its woke and fun hating to find it cringe
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You wish more people had the same sense of humor you do. Someone's bath water or body fluid or "____, Kell of _____" for the 1000th time aren't the comedic genius some people think it is. It's not even offensive. It's just straight up not funny.
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90% of the time they aren’t funny though. Most are just cringe.
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I just need to play pvp more to find even more funny things
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What a beautiful place the world would be if people stopped getting offended.
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I used to see 'Scrota, sack of Oryx' in the tower quite a lot, always made me chuckle.
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I remember seeing a guy who's name was "My Balls Are" and he had the Almighty title. That was genuinely hilarious.
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There are a few Reddit pages committed to sharing funny bungie names. People are creative out there.
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As easily offended as Bungie is, it is increasingly harder to have a funny name. I was Prima Chür, Kell of Backrubs. And it got banned. Juvenile? Yes. But for god’s sake - how soft are we?
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I've seen a lot that are offensive and reported them. Bungie should give all players the guardian ##### name. That would eliminate people getting offended other than the people crying about bungie changing their gamer tag.
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Back in the Modern Warfare 2 days I had a PSN account with the gamertag "BeefBombDoors", got away with that for a long time. But then, no one was jumping on the Outrage Bus to the town of Offended every minute back then. Saw one in Destiny a while back that was quite witty .. "NorfolkerBetter" .. there is a UK county of Norfolk, but that gamertag read as something totally different when you say it fast. Also had a Welsh friend who used "BaaMeansNo" after the alleged love of sheep the Welsh get accused of. I changed mine to Roach after Geralts horse in Witcher 3 as I use the Witcher armour sets on all three characters. I was going to use "RoachOnTheRoof" but it wouldn't allow that one. Used to be an infamous bug in Witcher 3 where Roach would end up on a random house roof instead of where you left her.
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Back when it was just your steam name, so many good names back then.
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I too take screenshots of names that I find funny! People get so creative with them and I love it 🤣
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Your name can be forcibly changed by bungie for something as simple as the word “butt”. They’ll ban just about any name that can be remotely offensive.
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Edited by Fur_Queue: 6/11/2025 10:46:29 PMNoticed a few “Guardian12345” type names recently. Mine included. I had the same name for years then a few weeks ago logged in and it was gone. Can’t change it, stuck with the bulls*** name Bungo gave me - Guardian0870.
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Ya to some extent that would be awesome but there would need to be a kind of "hide" list for individual people... defaults the name reported to guardian#### but only for that person... allowing them to block the names they find offensive while still allowing creativity for others...