“The Witness kept claiming to be my “First Knife” or whatever and honestly, it was starting to piss me off. You think I want the universe to just freeze? Then there’s my main man Oryx, killing and destroying everything in his path, he’s a real one. And when that Echo came back and just ROASTED himself? Legendary. But ultimately, and don’t tell anyone else, [i]you’re my favorite.[/i] I mean, you kill ENDLESS beings just for the chance for a weapon schematic to drop. You turned a GOD, wait no, TWO GODS into guns. How sick is that?? You killed the Witness, you didn’t hear it but I applauded. Killing Oryx made me a little sad cause he was my guy, but then I realized that you were even more powerful so, here we are. I mean, you kill EVERYTHING. “Oh, little Dreg over there, let me test out this new ROCKET LAUNCHER on him.” Like?? “Oh the Witness is SOOOO brutal”, you guardians shoot each other for FUN and laugh about it afterwards, but yeah, the old Witness was SOOOO brutal, gimme a break. You guardians kill gods just to rip apart their flesh and turn it into ARMOR. You LITERALLY wear the skin of your enemies, it’s sick and I love it. Gods come and go like the tides man. It’s just the way of the way of the universe . You can claim darkness is bad and light is good, or everyone deserves redemption but honestly I don’t care. I’m just here for the carnage, and you keep bringing it. So yeah, just keep killing and making weapons out of souls or whatever, and I’ll check in soon. Oh and this whole new taken thing, I know what it is, but it’s more fun to watch you figure it out on your own, so good luck!”