Saw the explosion from across the highway figured I'd take a look and that plane is in rough shape I can fix it though one sec... retrieves some questionable tools from a very dilapidated jeep (at least you think it's a jeep it's jeep(ish)shaped)...I'll just borrow a few parts from this a10(that totally don't belong to anyone) and the hind-d I have in that hanger of mine(conveniently and nearby)...after a few days work concealed in a private hanger accompanied what could only be described as the sound and smell of a large zoo on fire during an earthquake...you are presented with a vaguely plane shaped jet(at least you think it's still a jet)with the word phantom spray painted on the side...there that should do try to keep it under 75%LS I won't be responsible above that...an as far as the cost no worries I take payments... 27 Google in galactic standard is not something many have on hand...after a long pause admiring the work...good luck cya around...jumps into the jeep(ish) truck and drives off...

*5 seconds to MGB* (MW2 reference)

Oh boy I sure hope my orbital strike doesn’t hit it

*Aifos stealthily slips in, and sabotages the controls of your McDonnell Dougals F-4 Phantom II fighter jet, so that instead of flying, it will explode once it's started up*

*A-10 Warthog intensifies*

Blows up McDonnell Douglas F-4 Phantom II fighter jet with mind