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12/30/2020 7:00:48 PM
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Mr. Whiterun Guard, I promise I didn't kill that chicken on purpose
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Imagine getting caught. This message was brought to you by the Thieves Guild.
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Maiq is done talking...
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Yeah ok GTA jack
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1 Reply“Officer, I drop kicked that child in SELF DEFENSE. You’ve gotta believe me!” -Technoblade
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Has anyone else ever accidentally thrown the jarls children off the perch in the palace? I swear it was an accident that I pressed the shout button and had all NPC’s killable on!
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And... I just accidently killed Lydia. Oops.
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Kills chicken places fried chicken on homeless beggar gets popcorn ready for the show
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1 ReplyHe did that because of [b]his dead chicken?[/b]
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2 RepliesGuard: “Stop right there criminal scum!” Me: “This is Skyrim, [i]Oblivion scum[/i], you have no jurisdiction here!” Guard: “oh shit” Me: “HAIL SITHIS!” *uses Drain Life, eats the Guard and equips his armour*
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14 RepliesYou can tell we live in a simulation because occasionally things glitch out and Offtopic starts talking about the same old games again. Skyrim, Titanfall, Hollow Knight, and I'm sure we'll get a few more Stellaris or XCOM sign ups in a bit aswell.
