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Edited by Smh:
6/12/2019 5:31:43 PM
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I found a lobster in a urinal...
It had a joint in its claw, barely clinging to life, piss all over it. I felt bad, so I took it out, killed it quickly. And buried it. Mr. Krabs would have appreciated it.
I have a photo but unfortunately it will not let me paste it.
[spoiler]RIP the Lobster[/spoiler]
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Pee on it for dominance.
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should have pee'd on it to mark your territory
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Surprisingly this isn’t the first time I’ve heard of someone finding a lobster in a bathroom.
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Louisiana.
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1 ReplyYou should have built it a paper boat and used a match to give the lobster an honored viking funeral
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The void is thankful for that... [spoiler]perhaps you could join the void...[/spoiler]
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Mr. Krabs would’ve fried it, put it on a burger and sold it for money.
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2 RepliesWhere on earth do you live
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2 RepliesEdited by FdYAcsoyPKN83gLE: 6/12/2019 3:11:09 PMI heard yellow lobster is a delicacy if boiled or fried.
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RIP Lobster, Ultron only knew you for a few minutes or so.
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1 ReplyYou have mistaken the Sea as the Urinal.
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What if the lobster was just [i]that[/i] drunk? I mean... that's like the only time I've tried to toke up in a public restroom.
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I once found a roll of Quarters in my neck fat
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Um, Larry the Lobster was the lobster. Mr Krabs was the crab
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Thanks Kanye, very cool!
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You could have eaten it, extra salty with it soaking in urine.
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I mean I've heard of having crabs, but damn.
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4 RepliesI'm actually wondering if this is real or not.
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The hero we need but didn't deserve
