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Edited by Tri1k:
2/2/2019 7:37:45 AM
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Roast me, I look like an egg AMA
https://imgur.com/gallery/56pR5xS
Roast me I guess 🤷♂️ let’s see if there is anything I haven’t heard before
To Ninjas, don’t ban them ok, I can take it
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1 ReplyEdited by dr obvious2535: 2/4/2019 3:28:04 AMYou know you're a virgin when you think the condom goes on your head. More likely, it's that your mom's so fat your dad has to use you as a sex toy; no way he could find a fatter d*** than you.
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1 ReplyWhen you go swimming do they have to put up a flood advisory?
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3 RepliesIs that the real you?
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2 RepliesCan’t roast what’s already been boiled. [spoiler]the mods are gay[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesI would, but it’s illegal to burn trash in my area.
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1 ReplyYou actually look like a -blam!- transgender getting ready for synchronised swimming trials for the para-olympics.
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1 ReplyYou’re an egg
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7 RepliesOkay, you know Michael Phelps? You kind of remind me of him, except take away ALL his athletic ability (it looks like you struggled to even put the cap on, don't hurt yourself or the farmer will be unable to sell you), and then take away pretty much all of his looks tbh. Just keep Phelps's outfit. Now picture the Meh emoji from the emoji movie. Yes, that one. Give him that outfit, and that is you, mister egg. A disgraceful, cringeworthy character from a movie everyone desperately wishes didn't exist, making the lamest, most halfhearted attempt to imitate someone you could never even come close to in any sense of the word.
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1 ReplyI'd use you in an omelette, but I cook with at least half decent ingredients
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1 ReplyI now see how you got your username. Its from the tine you triumphed over 1000 gallons of ice cream. Zing! [spoiler]No hard feelings please! You're one of the coolest people here![/spoiler]
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1 ReplyYou may look like an egg but unlike eggs you are useless
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8 RepliesWow. I dread to thing what your mums pussy looked like when you fell out.
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1 ReplyEdited by Derpy Taco11: 2/3/2019 3:02:57 AM
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1 Reply... I think your mom and a rooster mighta had a one night stand... [spoiler]not included in the DLC[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyWhy dont you get a mask to cover up that face [spoiler]And garbage bag for your body too...[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyYou look like the dude who gets cheated on in every jerry Springer episode.
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6 RepliesEdited by FelifluxMadness: 2/2/2019 1:06:49 PM[spoiler][i]The face you make before being arrested for masturbating in public.[/i][/spoiler]
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1 ReplyEdited by Capt Explodabob: 2/2/2019 8:36:44 PM[quote]Roast me[/quote] [b]F[/b]uck you. [spoiler]Is what nobody will do after seeing that picture.[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesIf you’re an egg, then I feel bad for the chicken that laid you[spoiler]Pls don’t be mad[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyYou look like you have been cracked more times then Humpty Dumpty
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5 RepliesEdited by Darth Turtle: 2/2/2019 1:49:03 PMI’m not sure which Is weaker your jawline or the rest of these comments [spoiler]im sorry[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyYou look like you're smelling a fart... and enjoying it. [spoiler]That's the best I could do to you. Going full-blown cruel on such a nice guy feels....wrong.[/spoiler]
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5 RepliesIf Thanos was on the swim team
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3 RepliesDon’t insult eggs by saying you look like one
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3 RepliesRoasting eh? Uhhh.... gimme a sec.. hmm.... you uh... you.... you...... Uhhh...... You look like a triumphant! Ha!
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