The government made Santa up to make people pay more money.
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13 RepliesOle Saint Nick is real and he looks funny wearing your mom's pantyhose! Strangest thing I ever saw through the window........
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1 ReplyIsn’t that that one guy who’s supposedly locked up in the basement of your planet that some of your dead people go?
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1 Replythis implies you thought he was real up until now and I’m deeply concerned