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Edited by ABefuddledLion:
11/18/2018 4:42:15 AM
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Xur’s Cold Tentacled Heart is On Display Today
Today he’s being a [i]Knucklehead[/i] and trying to fight a [u]Titan[/u] in a [u]Rig[/u]ged match. But he’s on the [i]Radar[/i] and we know his power is not [i]Insurmountable[/i] and a smart brain in a strong [i]Skullfort[/i] will make the battle for our [i]Soul[/i]s not last [i]Aeon[/i]s
Edit: WHOO FIRST WEEK BACK AND WE’RE TRENDING! If you’re bored please check out my YouTube channel YouTube.com/AustinJ
Edit 2: we’ve stayed on top 10 trending for a whole day! Thank you so much for the warm welcome back. I’ll see you next week
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3 RepliesTranslation: Location - Titan - The Rig Weapon - Coldheart. Titan Exotic - Insurmountable Skullfort Hunter Exotic - Knucklehead Radar Warlock Exotic - WHAT.... is this AEON shit still in the GAME? *scratches eyes out with rusty Spoons* NOOO NOOOO NOOOOO! in the Voice of James Earl Jones.
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1 ReplyWell at least it wasn’t the Valus Ta’uarc speech
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2 RepliesPuns and strained metaphors. I’m almost, but not quite, impressed. Also, Xur’s face is made of spinach noodles. Now you know the truth!
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1 Reply
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6 RepliesI REALLY want lubrication boots for my warlock already and he does not have it
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3 Replies[quote]Today he’s being a [i]Knucklehead[/i] and trying to fight a [u]Titan[/u] in a [u]Rig[/u]ged match. But he’s on the [i]Radar[/i] and we know his power is not [i]Insurmountable[/i] and a smart brain in a strong [i]Skullfort[/i] will make the battle for our [i]Soul[/i]s not last [i]Aeon[/i]s Edit: WHOO FIRST WEEK BACK AND WE’RE TRENDING! If you’re bored please check out my YouTube channel YouTube.com/AustinJ[/quote] U sir ar an idiot..FACT
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1 ReplyI just sharded all over my lucky pants
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5 RepliesGoddamnit Lion! Where the hell have you been! You left me to suffer here!
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1 ReplyI see what you did there, and I like it.
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5 Replies-blam!- you. Get the hell off these forums.
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2 RepliesEdited by Aqua: 11/18/2018 12:08:35 AMXur, why have you Forsaken us?
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1 ReplyYoure back? Eh emm, i mean...You're back! Yay?, er Yay! [spoiler]😆[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesBeen over 2 months and he hasn't even sold one forsaken exotic......bungie op
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3 RepliesPlease stop these they are truly aweful
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7 RepliesWhy does his fated engrams give me duplicates?
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1 ReplyI think you know why I'm here lion...
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Im glad the skullfort has hands on.
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1 ReplyHe is selling such garbage for anything other than titan, thats been whats happening alot lately. I dont even bother to go visit him
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1 Replynice job on playing on words
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1 ReplyThis is both insanely stupid yet funny at the same time. Keep it up lol 👍
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1 ReplyI MISSED YOU
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1 ReplyThe Lions back! *does the Peanut Butter dance*
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2 RepliesSo BASICALLY.. What youre really trying to say is... Xur once again isnt selling anything new lol
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1 ReplyThat Skullfort roll is good though.
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1 ReplyCleverly put.
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2 RepliesIVE MISSED THESE SO MUCH
