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	Isn’t it bound to eventually? Anyway, considering I don’t buy lottery tickets, of course it does.
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	Shit I got a better chance of getting laid in the next week then winning the lottery & I have a crippling fear of rejection.
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	Without a time frame those odds have little meaning. It's like saying you have a higher chance of dying than opening a book to a specific page (in a 500 page book you'd have a .5% chance of getting the right page but there's a 100% chance you'll die at some point).
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	Hell with my luck I'll probably get mauled to death by a shark in the middle of a corn field before I see either of those happen.
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	1 ReplySo what your saying is... One must cause an eruption to raise the chances of winning?
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	No shit The lottery is rigged 😂
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	But what if it doesn't erupt.
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	I call that winning the lottery
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	Last I heard, Yellowstone has been long over due for an eruption, so I'll take my chances.
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	1 ReplySo half of north America is more likely to become unlivable than I am to win the lottery? Seems about right.
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	You could've just left it at "Yellowstone has a better chance of erupting than you" and it'd still be true...
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	1 ReplyWhat if you buy 2 tickets?
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	2 RepliesIts overdue for one right?
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	Yellowstone is what scientists are calling the next "super-volcano". This kind of news is depressing.
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	Did you buy a ticket?
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	1 ReplyWell if you would get all those hikers to quit rubbing their feet on it, I mean everyone knows Yellowstone has a foot fetish!
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	More like: Let that [b]erupt[/b] into your mind.
 
										 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
		    