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originally posted in:The New Dojo
1/31/2018 12:19:42 AM
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*She didn’t turn her head to watch him as he moved around her. Her tail swished a bit with curiosity, sticking out of a hole in the back of her trench coat.*
<My name is Alice. Alice-142.>
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"[i]Balice-349? Confirm.[/i]" It didn't hear her right, messing up her name horribly as it poked her tail with a gun.
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*She let out a surprised squeak and turned around, pronouncing her name more clearly.* <Alice-142... And do not touch me there either...>
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"[i]Callice-163?[/i]" It tilted its head again, sounsing confused.
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*She shook her head and raised her voice.* <Alice-142!>
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"[i]Phallice-445?[/i]" The robot shrugged. "[i]Strange Designated Name.[/i]"
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<AL-ISS ONE FOUR TWO!!!>
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"[i]Alice-169? Why are you yelling?[/i]" The bot poked her chest again. "[i]Are you on a period?[/i]"
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Edited by Skatch142: 1/31/2018 1:22:39 AM<That interpretation of my name is good enough...> *She raised her arm to keep him from poking her chest again.* <I can not have a period, nor do women like being touched there. Please do not continue to do that.>
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"[i]Why?[/i]" He poked her arm now covering the android's chest. "[i]You're not a woman.[/i]"
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<Yes I am, but I am not organic. My body is anatomically correct for a female. Please, do not touch me there.>
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"[i]Atomically? Are you a bomb?[/i]" The bot took a step back and aimed an arm cannon at the android's chest.
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<No, my body is anatomically correct... I have female genitalia, and so I am female.> *She raised her hands, showing she meant no harm.*
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"[i]Aromically?[/i]" The bot slightly lowered the cannon and tilted its head in confusion.
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<An-a-tom-ic-al-ly...>
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"[i]Why do you have organic female parts? That makes no sense for an android like yourself, Alice-69.[/i]"
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‘My creator did not want me to miss out on any aspects of being alive. That includes what they are meant for.’
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"[i]Your creator is a weird person. I don't think that person should be creating more things like you."[/i] The bot looked around the area, looking for something.
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<I am meant to study people, how they act, their emotions, so I could better mimic them myself. I appreciate his giving me actual gender, due to it allowing me to more fully achieve my goal...... Are you looking for something?>
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"[i]Your creator, I was going to EXTERMINATE him.[/i]" The bot looked back at the smaller android. "[i]Why mimic the organics? They are weak.[/i]"
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<There is much to research about them. Very much is still unknown about why they act the way they do, and how their bodies work. And if you attempt to kill my father, I will have to stop you. Why do you want him dead?>
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"[i]He makes useless non-organics like you. You did not deserve to be made. Your purpose makes no sense as it has no real gain. Organics are weak and provide no benefits.[/i]"
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<I can fight and I am able to increase or decrease my weight by up to four times. I could level a building.>
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Edited by Stitch: 1/31/2018 3:49:00 AM[i]"Your purpose and directive are faulty. If I were you, I'd self-destruct."[/i]
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<What is your purpose?>
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"[i]My purpose is to find a purpose. Basically, I f*ck around all day and accidentally blow stuff up with my cannons. Sometimes I think I'd rather have actual hands, but then I blow something up and remember that nothing is better than being able to destroy any obstacle in your way.[/i]" [i][/i]
