I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.
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1 ReplyThis is like the fifth time I've seen this joke posted here. And every time it gets a ton of upvotes.. [spoiler]Either Offtopic has a terrible memory, loves this joke to death, or is comprised of many new people[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyI find your humorous comic relief to engage me within the act of verbal noises suggesting that I am laughing.
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1 ReplyLol nice
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5 Repliesle funi joke
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1 ReplyWas he tripping because he got a good deal?
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1 ReplyA little late, dad...
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2 RepliesOverused joke
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11 RepliesSo your being a twelve year old has nothing to do with it and Role play if done right is for people smarter than you will ever make in a year. I will have you know that Doctors Lawyers and Many intelligent people play it. I am glad we had that discussion. Let us do it again and i might get you some lactose candy.
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2 RepliesPanzerkampf Sabaton LYRICS Into the motherland The German army march In the Soviet Union summer 1943 Tanks line up in thousands as far the eye can see Ready for the onslaught Ready for the fight Waiting for the axis to march into a trap Mines are placed in darkness In the cover of the night Waiting to be triggered When the time is right Imminent invasion, imminent attack Once the battle started There's no turning back The end of the third Reich draws near It's time has come to an end The end of an era is here It's time to attack! Into the motherland the German army march Comrades stand side by side to stop the [url=http://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin%27s_law]-godwinslaw!-[/url] charge Panzers on Russian soil a thunder in the east One million men at war Soviet wrath unleashed! Fields of Prokhorovka Where the heat of battle burned Suffered heavy losses And the tide of war was turned Driving back the Germans Fighting on four fronts Hunt them out of Russia Out of Soviet land Reinforce the front line Force the axis to retreat Send in all the reserves Securing their defeat Soldiers of the Union Broke the citadel Ruins of an army Axis rest in hell The end of the third Reich draws near Its time has come to an end The end of an era is here Its time to attack Into the motherland the German army march Comrades stand side by side to stop the [url=http://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin%27s_law]-godwinslaw!-[/url] charge Panzers on Russian soil a thunder in the east One million men at war Soviet wrath unleashed! Onward comrads! Onwards for the Soviet Union! Charge! Ow mother Russia! Union of lands Will of the people Strong in command Ow mother Russia! Union of lands Once more victorious the red army stands! The end of the third Reich is here Its time has come to an end The end of an era is here Its time to attack! Into the motherland the German army march Comrades stand side by side to stop the [url=http://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin%27s_law]-godwinslaw!-[/url] charge Panzers on Russian soil a thunder in the east One million men at war Soviet wrath unleashed!
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1 ReplyMost likely you got the shoes from the junkie he whacked for not paying the bill.
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1 ReplyI bought slaves to pick my cotton. [spoiler]wait[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesThis joke has no sole. You should've held your tongue.
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1 ReplyThis killed me, internally.
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1 ReplyI told a friend this and they slapped me
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1 ReplyDo you see what you've started!?!
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3 RepliesI bought drugs from a shoe salesman.
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1 Replyi dont get it can you please explain?
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8 RepliesI thought you'd say they were laced.
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1 Reply[spoiler]i know this joke is old[/spoiler]
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4 RepliesEdited by Lebkazoo: 1/29/2018 3:11:06 PMSo your being a twelve year old has nothing to do with it and Role play if done right is for people smarter than you will ever make in a year. I will have you know that Doctors Lawyers and Many intelligent people play it. I am glad we had that discussion. Let us do it again and i might get you some lactose candy.