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originally posted in:The New Dojo
1/20/2018 2:33:13 AM
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"She'd lost a bet to me earlier, so the wager was 50 glimmer or get run over by a car. Hunters will do anything to for money, or prove themselves," Jade told Meghan.
"That's not true," Vanessa replied.
"Oh yeah, I'll give you 5 glimmer to slap the hot bartender."
"Which one?"
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[i]"Sooo wish I was a bartender right now." [/i]
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Jade chuckled, "Nah, you're hotter."
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[i]"I know. But i could be the hottest bartender." [/i]
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Jade chucked, "Yeah. With your tıts jiggling to bass-boosted music."
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[i]"That's definitely one way to put it, yeah." [/i]
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Jade grinned. Chase sighed, murmuring, "I need to find a girlfriend."
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[i]"Good luck. Try the next bar over, I'm sure someone will try you." [/i]
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"Preferably not in a bar, I don't drink alcohol," Chase replied.
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[i]Meghan gave him the most blank stare in the world. His levels of idiocy were unrivalled to her. "We're in a bar right now. Why are you here?" [/i]
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"Puma is trying to get me socialize," Chase sighed.
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[i]"So like... Why not just go to a park? Do you bring juice boxes in here?" [/i]
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"He likes coffee, anything but Starbucks. But that was because I worked at one for a day in the City. He stopped by, so I poured beer in his capachino, to screw with him," she whispered. He clearly overheard. "YOU POURED BEER IN MY COFFEE!" He yelled.
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[i]"Adventurous, I like it," Meghan whispered back with a laugh. Her tone had a slight buzz to it, from the tequila. [/i]
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"I know," she replied.
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[i]"So, got any stories about his night with beer?" [/i]
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"I'm afraid there is none to tell. He didn't drink the entire cup of coffee, just a little bit before he decided to be like, [i]F*ck it, I'm leaving[/i]."
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[i]"Booooo, wasteful [b]and[/b] lightweight!" [/i]
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Edited by Splashback77: 1/22/2018 12:42:09 AM"I would've drank the rest of it," Jade replied.
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[i]"Saaaame." [/i]
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"You guys are weird," Chase muttered. "Yeah, and you're a virgin," Jade argued.
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[i]"Ooooh shit, she's got a point." [/i]
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"I'm always in the worst situations," he muttered.
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[i]"Well why not go fix your situation game?"[/i]
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"Or I can leave," Chase sighed. "Whatever, pussý," Jade told him.
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[i]"Yeah, come stay with the pûssies like a real man!" [/i]
