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originally posted in:The New Dojo
1/18/2018 12:43:50 AM
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Tigress would pur happily.
Until... the puma... was no longer a puma. The puma had shifted into a an Awoken Huntress with magenta skin, pale blue eyes, and cobalt hair. She sat with her legs criss-crossed as her head was scratched. The Huntress wore Frumious armor.
Chase and Jade looked to the Huntress, confused.
"What. The. Hell?" Chase asked.
"Oh... I'm sorry... I may have shifted, please, continue," the Huntress spoke.
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[i]"The shit I do..." Meghan mumbled underneath her breath. She continued to scratch Tigress' ear. [/i]
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"So... you were a shapeshifter... this entire time?" Chase asked. "Yeah, I was."
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[i]"That's pretty cool, not gonna lie." [/i]
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"Yeah it is," she replied. "Damnit, Vanessa," Puma muttered loudly. Jade looked to Chase, "Chase, this is my friend with benefits, Meghan. Meg, meet my regular friend, Chase." "Hello Meghan," Chase sighed. "Hello Meg," the Huntress, who was seemingly Vanessa, greeted.
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[i]"Nice to meet you," Meg said as she took a sip from her tequila, looking about the group. There was something of an innocence to her - She definitely wasn't innocent, but she acted that way. [/i]
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"So... you're friends with benefits," Vanessa asked, "I don't know why but that makes me feel an... odd feeling." "So my puma... was really a shapeshifter Awoken..." Chase thought, then he blushed, "Oh no..."
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[i]"If you don't know what a friend with benefits is, give it a quick Google search when you're at home." [/i]
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"Translation," Puma said, "What she means by odd feeling, is that she's horny." Jade winked at Vanessa, "Heheh, I can give you a good fisting. It's better than còck." "Oh great... so now the puma that I thought was puma turned out to be horny shapeshifter," Chase realised.
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[i]"Can confirm, she's better than guys," Meghan said with a laugh. She had a feeling tonight would be funny, and so she watched it all unfold. [/i]
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"Aw, but remember Thebes... man that lady knows how to fist," Jade recalled. "I guess I'll join your next Fist Fest, then," Vanessa decided. Chase look disgusted, "I think I'm going to hurl."
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[i]"That's why I'm dating her," Meghan said, taking a sip from her drink. "I think anyways. I don't know if we're dating or just reeeeeally like to hang around each other. Either way I live with her." [/i]
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"Aka, friends with more than just sexual benefits," Jade replied. "You really like f**king people," Vanessa noted.
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[i]"That's how I met Jade and Thebes, funnily enough, Shapeshifter." [/i]
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"Yep, and then there were the two gay guys," Jade recalled. "That has got to be the weirdest way to meet someone," Chase noted.
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[i]"If it works then who am I to complain?" [/i]
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"Didn't you run over Mia Grey?" Puma asked.
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[i]"Who?"[/i]
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"That Hunter you ran over in the Ku Rudo mountains," Puma said.
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[i]"Oh you guys know her? Shitshitshit..." Meghan panicked, finishing her drink. She didn't know whether she should bolt for the door or stay, so she waited to see what her next move was. [/i]
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"There isn't a single seasoned Guardian that doesn't know at least one Grey," Chase noted.
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[i]"I probably know a few. They can't be [b]that[/b] good, can they?" [/i]
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"Have you heard about the Titan who crashed his ship into an Archon?" Jade asked.
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[i]"No, though that isn't too far-fetched. Guardians can come back from the dead, and ships are expendable." [/i]
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"How about the Warlock that killed Crota with one sword slam?" Jade asked.
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[i]"Sounds like the Warlock on my old Fireteam." [/i]
