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originally posted in:The New Dojo
12/25/2017 1:36:25 AM
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[i]"A few. Punching, building, driving Guardians like I'm an Uber, and thinking about stupid conversations between the Vanguard." [/i]
English
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"What's funniest one you've thought of?" Mia asked, "I have to know."
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[i]"Zavala: 'Cayde, did you use a whole comms line to coordinate a game of poker for the Hunters?' Cayde: 'No. Ikora was there too, and she cleaned house.' Ikora: 'Just like the Crucible days.'" [/i]
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[spoiler]I laughed at that.[/spoiler] Mia was laughing. "Just like in the Crucible Days-- that's the funniest joke of all time."
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[i]"Yeah, thanks." [/i]
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"That... was golden."
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[i]"You should try it." [/i]
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The Huntress thought for a minute. Then she came up with one. "Cayde: Zavala Zavala: Cayde, what do you want? Cayde: .... Zavala: .... Cayde: .... Hi."
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[i]"Lame." [/i]
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"I tried."
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[i]"And failed." [/i]
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"I can't make a Vanguard Joke to save my life."
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[i]"Just think about what Cayde would say." [/i]
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"Good point. But it's been a while since, I talked to him."
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[i]"How long ago have you?" [/i]
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"A few months."
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[i]"Alright." [/i]
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"It's really been a while."
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[i]"What did you two talk about?"[/i]
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"Compared knife collections. Then he tried to steal one of my machetes."
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[i]"Did it work?" [/i]
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"No. His arm had to be reattached."
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[i]"Damn. Do you have a piece of his arm still?" [/i]
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"Yup. One wire, I woved into my cloak."
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[i]"Shit. Any parts you aren't using?" [/i]
