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originally posted in:The New Dojo
12/21/2017 2:01:28 AM
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[i]"How about a Warcock, who can slap both of us from a damn mile away?" [/i]
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"Yup, that's my sister. She can smack you from 2 miles away. Very powerful Warlock."
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[i]"-blam!- those pretensious pûssies." [/i]
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"Well, rigjt now, she's sorta... nerfed... for the next 9 months."
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[i]"Why? How?" [/i]
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"She's preggers."
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[i]"Oh, she's a Guardian right? That... Explains a bit, actually." [/i]
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"Yep. That's why. All her light is being focused to shields."
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[i]"So is the kid a Guardian too?" [/i]
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"Not sure. We know the kid will have the light, it just won't be as strong as a regular guardian's. The kid will ne able to grow up."
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[i]"So will be have a Ghost?" [/i]
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"No. Not instantly. Because a Gjost won't just stalk the kid and wait 'till it dies, I hope."
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[i]"I know, but will the Traveler send one for him one day?" [/i]
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"Probably."
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[i]"I hope he gets one. It would be awesome, knowing he can get revived." [/i]
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"Sis and I are legacies, ourselves," Mia chuckled.
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[i]"Never heard of you guys, but that's probably because of the whole interdimensional shittery that this place is apparently tied to." [/i]
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"Yeah. It's assholic. Like me.
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[i]"You don't seem too much like an ass." [/i]
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"Well, I have a big ass."
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[i]"That I can agree with. It's a good one though." [/i]
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"Yep. Always is."
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[i]"You're an ass fan, then? Just guessing." [/i]
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"Big fan of asses. All asses. Big asses, small asses. Fat asses. Flat asses."
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[i]"I think we'll get along just fine, then. You see my ass yet?" [/i]
