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originally posted in:The New Dojo
12/21/2017 1:16:54 AM
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"Hey, good job."
Beside her sat a cocky *sshole in a suit, known as Bedlam. He had his feet up on the dash while he took a bite out of an apple. The guy grinned over at Meghan in a friendly manner.
"What's in this truck anyway?"
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[i]"A blue chick and a hitchhiker," Meg said to Bedlam, laughing lightly. She figured him for another Guardian who had transmitted into the car - She had no other explanation for his seamless entry. [/i]
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"Well, you're not wrong." Bedlam laughed lightly as well and nodded. "The name's Bedlam."
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[i]"Meghan, good to meet you. Now how did you get in here...?" [/i]
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"I took a lot of LSD....I can basically go where ever the hell I want with very few restrictions."
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[i]"Dude how much LSD?" [/i]
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Bedlam laughed and shook his head. "I wish drugs gave those kinds of powers, that'd be awesome. Sadly, I just used some bullsh*ttery with portals to get in here."
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[i]"Hey, drugs give powers. Then you wake up a few hours later." [/i]
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"Eh, true enough. I never use drugs so I wouldn't really know." He took his feet off the dashboard and the apple in his hand vanished. "Where are we headed, captain?"
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[i]"Dojoville, I take it you were headed there too?" [/i]
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"Nah, I'm just moving around aimlessly at the moment. If I wanted to go there, I'd just go home."
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[i]"Oh. So do you often do this?" [/i]
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"Yep. Everyday in fact. I try to keep myself entertained and randomly meeting people helps me do that."
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[i]"What do you do if there's nothing to talk about, then?" [/i]
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"There's always something to talk about when meeting someone new. Like, where they came from, who they are, why are they doing what they're doing."
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[i]"Yeah but what if it somehow goes quiet?" [/i]
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"If the person was boring I'd probably move on eventually, but not until I've had fun annoying the sh*t outta them."
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[i]"I like your style." [/i]
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"Thank you...but seriously, who are you? Or what are you?"
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[i]"Don't you know it's rude to ask a lady what she is?" Meg jokingly asked, as she took one hand off the wheel and put it on the gearstick, shifting it into a higher one. "Seriously though, I'm Meghan. Technically I'm a space human, though people just call my race an Awoken, due to some ties to void magic or something like that. I don't know particularly much about that." [/i]
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"Please tell me you're not a Guardian from an alternate timeline where your mother is called Sarah. I think I'l shoot myself if there's another."
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[i]"Yes to the Guardian, no to the Sarah. Never heard of her, though [b]technically[/b] I'm not a Guardian right now. Since I'm not at the Tower and all." [/i]
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"Thank goodness." He sighed in relief, leaning back in his seat.
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[i]"So, what's the big thing with this Sarah...?" [/i]
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"For some reason she has an *ss load of kids showing up from other timelines from different possible lovers. She's my friend, but I'm not helping her deal with it."
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[i]"That... I... What?" Was all Meghan could say. The very idea of it was... Baffling, to day the very least. It was a concept she could very vaguely grasp, but she did want down clarification. [/i]
