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Edited by icothiba:
12/19/2017 7:10:25 PM
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Pineapple Pizza Conspiracy Theory [This will blow your mind]
Pineapple pizza consists of 14 letters, 2 words.
2+14=16
16->(1+6)=7
7•2=[u]14[/u]
7 is half of 14.
But that's one way of looking at it.
Pineapple Pizza was invited during the Roman era, not in Canada.
The Romans soon fell. Why? They collapsed by their own creation. Pineapple Pizza. This has been covered up by the U.S. Government and and placed on Canada because Canada is the obvious scapegoat for everything.
If history repeats itself, the U.S. will collapse. And I have proof. The hurricanes and wildfires lately? Pineapple Pizza.
The riots and protests? Pineapple Pizza.
The radical uprising of radicals? Pineapple. Pizza.
Some of you Pineapple Pizza advocates will attack me, but I know the truth. PP is an abomination, and it's only goal is to reign supreme, to be a superior species on our Earth. It will not stop until every last city has been obliterated.
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Ajit Pai loves Pineapple Pizza. You don't need proof.
Ajit Pai wants to get rid of Net Neutrality.
Only stupid people hate NN. Therefore, Pineapple Pizza controls you and makes you stupid. It's so simple even a dead man from 1245 B.C.E. could see it.
Back to Ajit Pai, he was born in 1973.
(1+9+7+3)=20.
20-[u]14[/u]=6.
It takes three sixes to make 666. How does that fit in? 197[u]3[/u].
This concludes that Ajit Pai is the devil himself, and may be the ones controlling Pineapple Pizza to control others. Or maybe what I said before. There's no way of knowing without going on a suicide mission.
This concludes the conspiracy theory, if you have any questions, please, do not hesitate to ask. Questions of all kinds are welcome.
Additional information:
Cartis- [quote]14 contains a 4, there's 2 words in pineapple pizza.
2+4=6
7-2=5 take that 1 from fourteen and 5+1=6
16÷2=8 take that other 2 and subtract it from 8
8-2=6
We now have 3 6's.
666 the number of the beast. Triangles also have 3 corners.
Add the I from pineapple.
Illuminaughty confirmes. Pineapple pizza is only liked by devil worshippers, and is trash.[/quote]
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1 ReplyYou should put that effort into companionship
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6 RepliesI know you worked hard on this and all, but did you really have to post this unadulterated stupidity?
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Your taste buds are weak an inferior. The Neo-Pizza will reign supreme. [spoiler] kek i know i'm getting baited but dammit i love me some pineapple on my pizza kek [/spoiler]
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5 Repliesso you're saying what we should all really be worried about is pineapple pizza
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1 ReplyI have found Alex Jones' b.net account
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2 RepliesPineapple pizza is utter garbage.
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1 ReplyI knew it
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[quote] The radical uprising of radicals? Pineapple. Pizza[/quote] 😂😂😂
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Fact: Pineapple dissolves the lining of your mouth while you eat it.
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1 ReplyHow did I know from reading the first equation that it would end up as 666?
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[quote]Pineapple pizza consists of 14 letters, 2 words. 2+14=16 16->(1+6)=7 7•2=[u]14[/u] 7 is half of 14. But that's one way of looking at it. Pineapple Pizza was invited during the Roman era, not in Canada. The Romans soon fell. Why? They collapsed by their own creation. Pineapple Pizza. This has been covered up by the U.S. Government and and placed on Canada because Canada is the obvious scapegoat for everything. If history repeats itself, the U.S. will collapse. And I have proof. The hurricanes and wildfires lately? Pineapple Pizza. The riots and protests? Pineapple Pizza. The radical uprising of radicals? Pineapple. Pizza. Some of you Pineapple Pizza advocates will attack me, but I know the truth. PP is an abomination, and it's only goal is to reign supreme, to be a superior species on our Earth. It will not stop until every last city has been obliterated. -------------------------------- Ajit Pai loves Pineapple Pizza. You don't need proof. Ajit Pai wants to get rid of Net Neutrality. Only stupid people hate NN. Therefore, Pineapple Pizza controls you and makes you stupid. It's so simple even a dead man from 1245 B.C.E. could see it. Back to Ajit Pai, he was born in 1973. (1+9+7+3)=20. 20-[u]14[/u]=6. It takes three sixes to make 666. How does that fit in? 197[u]3[/u]. This concludes that Ajit Pai is the devil himself, and may be the ones controlling Pineapple Pizza to control others. Or maybe what I said before. There's no way of knowing without going on a suicide mission. This concludes the conspiracy theory, if you have any questions, please, do not hesitate to ask. Questions of all kinds are welcome. Additional information: Cartis- [quote]14 contains a 4, there's 2 words in pineapple pizza. 2+4=6 7-2=5 take that 1 from fourteen and 5+1=6 16÷2=8 take that other 2 and subtract it from 8 8-2=6 We now have 3 6's. 666 the number of the beast. Triangles also have 3 corners. Add the I from pineapple. Illuminaughty confirmes. Pineapple pizza is only liked by devil worshippers, and is trash.[/quote][/quote] Rip pineapple users
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2 RepliesReplace Pineapple Pizza for Jew/Zionist and this thread is accurate
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[quote]But that’s only one way of looking at it[/quote]
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3 RepliesEdited by Uriel Draigo: 12/19/2017 4:34:14 AMWhat about [i]vegemite[/i] as a pizza topping? 🤔
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1 Reply[quote]Pineapple pizza consists of 14 letters, 2 words. 2+14=16 16->(1+6)=7 7•2=[u]14[/u] 7 is half of 14. [/quote] 14 contains a 4, there's 2 words in pineapple pizza. 2+4=6 7-2=5 take that 1 from fourteen and 5+1=6 16÷2=8 take that other 2 and subtract it from 8 8-2=6 We now have 3 6's. 666 the number of the beast. Triangles also have 3 corners. Add the I from pineapple. Illuminaughty confirmes. Pineapple pizza is only liked by devil worshippers, and is trash. God damnit Cartø, you're about to solve the greatest conspiracy known to man!!!
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3 RepliesSubstitute Jews for pineapple pizza and you have an alt right nutzie conspiracy in a nutshell...
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3 Repliesdis fbi pls delet post stay where u r
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didn’t read the post just wanted to remind you that Moon Pie on Pizza is where it’s at
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Pineapple pizza is a Zionist creation by the global elite in an effort to enslave the human race because they hate us.
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5 RepliesI like pineapple pizza. [spoiler][b]RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.[/b][/spoiler]
