originally posted in:The New Dojo
"How about a toast to the best AI to exist in a web series?" She asked.
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"Works for me!" Bedlam refilled his glass eagerly. "You want to do the toast, Sarah?"
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"To Leonard Church, the Alpha, and Epsilon," she said, clinking her glass against Bedlam's.
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Bedlam laughed as he drank the whiskey. "May he rest in AI heaven...or hell. He may have ended up in a loop of getting teamshotted by Caboose. I mean, he wasn't always the nicest."
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She drank the entire glass. "Yeah. But I hope he reunited with Tex. Even though she was b***h."
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"Agreed. And may he never have to do taxes....Sorry, I always think of that Caboose line about hating taxes when I hear Tex." He kept on laughing. "Glad someone else around here watches shows on the internet."
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"Yeah. I mean, I was the one who brought everything from the 21st century back online in my timeline."
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"Sweet. Wouldn't happen to have every season of RWBY, would ya?" Bedlam leaned in a little, feeling more comfortable.
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"Yep. All of them," she said, "I even have a pair of shotgun gauntlets and converted my Longbow into a mechanical scythe just like Ruby's."
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He slowly put an arm around her shoulders. "How about you and I watch them sometime, Sarah? I can set up a big theatre sized screen and we can have a marathon."
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Edited by Splashback77: 1/2/2018 4:32:46 PM"Yeah. Sounds kinda fun. I could show you my scythe and the shotgun gauntlets."
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He chuckled and nodded. "That'd be awesome, Sarah. Maybe I'll get some snacks too. Money and chaos manipulation makes getting things rather easy for me."
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"I think it's funner to make things by hand."
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"Yeah, I'm super used to just...poofing things into existance. Of course when I play music though I like to play it myself. I don't use my abilities for everything. That would be way too boring."
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Edited by Splashback77: 11/5/2017 1:11:40 AM"Exactly," she replied, "It's so much more fun with less abilities. Not saying they're not fun."
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"Just wondering, when would you say you'd be ready to be back on the market for dating? I'd just love to show you what a date with me is like. Whether you want a dinner hand cooked by me or something more outdoors like, I can do it all."
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"Not sure yet."
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"Hmm. Just tell me when, Sarah. I would hate to miss out." Bedlam vanished and a red mist took place of where his body was just a second ago before he reappeared standing up in front of the table. "I think this'll be goodbye for now. Hopefully we can do that marathon together sometime, maybe bring a few friends and make a party out of it."
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"Alright."
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"Very talkative..." Bedlam walked out. [spoiler]End?[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Yup[/spoiler]