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originally posted in:The New Dojo
10/21/2017 8:44:17 PM
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"....The puns won't help you. They'd make me squirm in discomfort if I still had a body."
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"Sorry about that... anyways, why do you even want an owner? Why not just be free? Stab whoever you want and not have to listen to someone?"
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"I can't move and I can't break free of this sword unless my owner does something. I also wouldn't mind helping someone who's actually competent."
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"You can break free? How?"
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"I'm not allowed to just openly say that. I can however say it has to do with peace."
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"Is it some cliche garbage where you find a troubled owner and help them find peace which lets you get free and find peace yourself?"
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"Oh f*ck no! That would suck. How cliche do you think I am?"
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"I mean... you are an Excalibur ripoff with the whole 'worthy owner' thing."
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"Woah. One trait that's not even similar. That sword couldn't be pulled from the ground unless the owner was the rightful king. I technically can be used by anyone if I feel like letting them use me."
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"Good point... either way, I'll be your owner."
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"No. Sorry, but I don't like you and I highly doubt you would ever succeed at setting me free."
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"Well you're not a joy to be around either. I was just trying to help you be free."
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"Hey, I can be joyful....Also, thank you for trying, but I really don't think that's a good idea."
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"Why not?"
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"You're not a warrior or hero or...whatever."
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"How would you know that? I'm a warrior AND a hero."
