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originally posted in:The New Dojo
10/19/2017 3:11:15 AM
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"Oh my fûcking lord. You are so fûcking cool. How are you even here?! You look like a Balrog! What are you?"
[b]The Vampire Hunter seemed completely overjoyed.[/b]
"I kill a ton of shit too! Mostly undead."
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"Little....man....annoying...." The beast's tone sounded angry and the tail wagging back and forth, demolishing any buildings behind it, showed little patience. "What...you....want?"
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"I want to either conquer and/or kill you. Or befriend you. All work. You're just so fûcking cool and I haven't seen anything like you since I split open a dragon and ripped out its heart."
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Edited by Stitch: 10/19/2017 3:24:46 AM"Dragon...weak! Underbelly too soft!" The creature grabbed a sharp, broken steel beam and stabbed the sharp end into its stomach, only to have the thick beam bend. It roared before throwing the beam at some evacuating citizens. "You...say...friend?!"
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"Yeah. Friend. You're like a one-of-a-kind thing. I never see stuff like you guys around. Plus you're really efficient at murder and that's what I [i]love[/i] so... Basically you're everything I look for in anything on the planet I don't kill at some point."
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"Friend.....Friend good! I friend little man!" The creature roared up into the sky, shooting out fire that reached up several hundred feet. "I no kill you!"
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"FÛCK YEAH!" [b]He takes one hand off of a knife, and pulls his pistol from his coat. He fires it into the air a few times, hanging it back a bit so the bullets don't explode inside the gun.[/b] "LET'S GO RAVAGE SOME SHIT!"
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It sprinted forward at incredible speed, trampling over people and charging through buildings with ease. "DEATH!"
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[b]The Vampire Hunter shot at many things, but tried kinda to avoid shooting an absolute shitload of civilians. Bad for public image. But what did he care? She shot a lot of civvies regardless.[/b]
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Edited by Stitch: 10/19/2017 3:35:00 AMThe beast shot out fire from its mouth and bit into more random people that were unlucky enough to be in the way. No armour was thick enough not to be pierced in its jaws as it fed on their flesh. No one could oppose the monster and hunter combined.
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[b]The Vampire Hunter began to put his gun away, and threw grenades. Holy hand grenades. He would keep throwing them until the beast's bloodlust was somewhat sated. Not completely, but somewhat. And if it had infinite bloodlust? More fun for them both.[/b]
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It didn't seem to ever have fulfilled its blood lust as it just kept going with the same energy, actually speeding up the more it ate as if it were getting stronger. "DIE! DIE!" The beast leaped and ran, shoving as many poor souls as it could into its mouth.
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[b]He just kept tossing and tossing grenades, occasionally switching out to his pistol or pulling out a knife and throwing it. He was laughing maniacally, his eyes burning. Literally. His eyes were on fire with gigantic blue flame.[/b]
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The fires around them began to die, but the beast didn't let up and kept on eating the pathetic humans around it like an open buffet.
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[b]The Vampire Hunter suddenly picks a small rune out from his jacket. It is engraved with many symbols, and Latin words relating to binding. He was going to binding this creature to himself. He slammed the rune down.[/b] "NOW THE PARTY NEVER HAS TO STOP!"
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In a flash, a blue sword of fire, that was several dozen feet long, slashed through the rune and the head of the beast the Vampire Hunter was riding on. Beside the Hunter was now a beast similar to the one he was riding, but larger and with blue firing surrounding it. The new monster grabbed the smaller beast's now limb corpse and threw it like a rag doll. "You shall not defile the children of the fire!" It roared, shooting out a stream of blue flame wherever the Vampire Hunter landed. [spoiler]*cough* Intercepts bullsh*t with bullsh*t Panta's mother *cough*[/spoiler]
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"Hey! What the hell?! I was having fun with that, you dick! Define him? Nah, I was gonna bring him back so we could smash some more shit up! Now it's gonna take forever!" [b]The fire blows him back, bug doesn't seem to do anything.[/b]
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"That's a child you wish to own!" Large, thick, black, metal plates began to form all round the blue beast's body as it charged the Vampire Hunter, attempting to step on him. "Begone, monster!"
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"Own? The h-" [b]He is then stepped on, but doesn't really seem to care, even though every bone is his body was now broken.[/b] "The hell are you talking about? I was just binding it so we could have some more murder-fests! It didn't even have to listen to me if it didn't want to!"
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"That is Panta's baby to raise! Hers to summon!" With him immobile the mother now stabbed a claw through his midsection to pick him up and chomped down on his waist, ripping him apart.
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[b]It only stripped the flesh from his bones, the bones staying in place. They were purple, strangely.[/b] "You're a dick, you know that? Like what the hell dude? I wasn't stealing it or anything. It's just so fûcking cool. I would fûcking marry that thing if I could. Also ow."
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The monster roared in his face before grabbing his shoulders and slowly tearing down his arms with her sharp claws, digging down to the bone. "As if I'd let you marry any child of the fire...."
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"Is that racist? That sounds racist. I am a badass Vampire Hunter that kills things for fun. You're acting like I wouldn't be worthy to or something. You're kind of a snob, aren't you? Have high standards?" [b]He didn't even seem to react to the flesh being raked from his bones.[/b] "And don't touch the face. It's a surprise for later."
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She tore off what was left of the flesh on his arms before throwing him down to the ground and stepping on him once more. The mother then suddenly transformed into her more human like form, looking like Panta if she were in her late twenties. "What the hell even are you, you f*cker?!"
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"Me? Homunculus. Well, homunculus that was made a million times over and can gain powers by drinking someone's blood. It's a pretty sweet gig." [b]The flesh on his legs began to very slowly grow back.[/b] "I have a ton of enchants and blessings on me though. And a few curses."
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[spoiler]Her name's Astari. I don't feel like having to use "the mother" anymore[/spoiler] Astari snarled at him and a human sized version of the flaming sword from earlier formed in her hands which she instantly stabbed through his chest. "Hmm....Well, I think I'm going to have a fun time trying to figure out how to kill you, homunculus."
