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originally posted in:The New Dojo
10/3/2017 2:07:14 AM
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"So he knocked me out hardcore in one reply? After a full fight of me hardly hitting him and not getting his attention? Yeah nah, I bet you were jealous and didn't want me to steal the spotlight so you roofied me..."
Tubbs was talking to the chick who was healing everyone(Lily?)
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"Wh-what?! No! No I wouldn't....I wouldn't do that!" Lilly told royal as a face of shocking innocence covered her face. "A-and what do you mean by one...reply...?"
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"DON'T PLAY DUMB! I KNOW YOU ROOFIED ME LIKE YOU'RE THE LOVE CHILD OF BILL COSBY AND MR. JELLYBEAN AND I'M THE LITTLE KID DRESSED AS BATMAN ON HALLOWEEN!"
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"Oh my god! No! You're...you're so weird!" She insulted Tubbs.
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"Was that an insult?" He looked genuinely confused on if he should be mad or flattered.
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"I...Yes! Yes it was! Take your jellybean nonsense somewhere else!" Lilly yelled at Tubbs before she stormed off to talk to the others. Tubbs felt a significantly taller presence stand behind him. "Um. What...what did you say to my sister?" Cain asked Tubbs.
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Edited by JealousOrc: 10/3/2017 3:01:29 AM"I called her the love child of Bill Cosby and Mr. Jellybean...."
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"....I....don't under stand what any of that means." Cain admitted. "Little sisters are too complicated."
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"It's probably better you don't understand... anyways, you're one heavy sleeper. And you were even talking in your sleep on the bridge. You were saying something along the lines of 'Tubbs is so cool. I wish he would squeeze my cheeks like he was my grandma who I hadn't seen in a while. I wish I could be as cool as him'."
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"Hold on, who is Tubbs?" Cain asked him. "I've never met him, Blue Sky." Tubbs completely forgot that he had introduced himself as Mr.Blue Sky to Cain and never told him his actual name.
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"Oh... uh... that's my nickname..." [spoiler]illusion +100[/spoiler]
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"Oh. I...see." Cain said unconvincingly. "Well, anyways, I suppose this is finally over. I...just came by to thank you."
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"Yeah I guess I do deserve a thanks. But why? For not murdering you or not murdering your sister for drugging me? Or both?"
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"Wha...yes! That is exactly what I was going to say! How did you know?!"
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"..." ... "I read minds." Tubbs did not read minds...
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"WHAT." Cain said confused. "HOW."
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"It's easy actually... it's all in the eyebrows."
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"Teach me your ways, master." Cain said as he knelt down in front of Tubbs. And, as usual... He obliged, to such a ridiculous situation. [spoiler]the end![/spoiler]
