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9/14/2017 5:40:20 PM
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As long as Agent Scully performs my autopsy.....I am going to lie to her all night long!
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Don't worry, *ignites light saber* I'll make sure she doesn't know you're lying.
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If you kill me, I shall rise again, a thousand times stronger than before! Also, until I do, I shall haunt you, making flatulence sounds everytime you talk to a hawtie!
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Woah there pal taking it to the extreme! Was just going to chop ur nose off as it grew longer... I could see how you could take it the wrong way. *suspiciously whispers into phone*
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No, no, no! She likes my long "nose"!
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Ok ok... *turns off lightsaber* are there any rebel scum that need dealing with?
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Yes! Yes there is! They are behind the curtain trying to probe Mulder! Just make sure you take your lightsaber & not Scully's lipstick. Last time you did that, the hawt autopsy lady cut her own head off and Luke, well, Luke ended up on Broadway.......
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Dude I'm trying to forget that! It isn't my fault that her lipstick was a giant silver tube! *slices and dices rebel scum*
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I know, it was an accident, I am just trying to help avoid a repeat of that situation! Besides, I do not want to clean Yoda's swamp again as punishment.....
