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Edited by Burt:
9/6/2017 7:14:37 AM
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Fake Destiny Lore AMA. All knowing Guardian here.
I'l[b]l[/b] answer any quest[b]i[/b]on you hav[b]e[/b].
Destiny related and not destiny related.
I'm the all knowing guardian.
All answers are my personal findings while exploring the lore and ignoring most of it making up my own.
[u]Things to Know[/u]
Phil = Traveler
Kharl = Travelers brother
Find the true story of why hot dog packages and hot dog bun packages have different amounts.
This was fun guardians. Thanks for helping me pass the time before we continue our journey in the destiny universe.
My brother and I found a nice little Easter egg at the farm. The link is above.
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3 RepliesI've noticed that when I pull out an incendiary grenade, it's already on fire. And when I swap back to a different weapon, the fire never really goes out while the grenade is being put back in my pants. So here's my question: Can I use my farts as an emergency flame thrower, or will I just be blowing smoke?
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3 RepliesDo you mind if I go through these and answer some of the actual questions? I need something to do.
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7 RepliesIf the Super Good Advice can talk, then why hasn't it said anything to me? Have I hurt it's feelings? We've been together for such a long time, and yet it still doesn't speak to me! *sniff* *sniff* *starts crying*
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2 RepliesWhat happens when a chicken eats a hive worm?
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2 RepliesWhere are Randal and- [spoiler][b][i][u]S Y L O K, T H E D E F I L E D!![/u][/i][/b][/spoiler] -in D2?
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1 ReplyDo Fallen have nipples?
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2 RepliesIf Exo anatomy is so complicated to understand, even for the Ghosts, then how are they able to completely rebuild them after they are incinerated?
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5 RepliesWho is Phil's dad?
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1 ReplyWhy is Phil a ball? Why not a cube or pyramid?
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2 RepliesCan you become the Vex?
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6 RepliesHow come xur hates salted popcorn so gosh darn much
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2 RepliesWhich way do you have your toilet roll on its holder? Do you pull the sheets from the front, or the at back? Just to be clear, there is only one correct answer to this question, and if you get it wrong, I will have to shoot at you when I see you on patrol.
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1 ReplyIn a cage match between the pigeons from the tower and the chickens from the farm, who would win?
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4 RepliesFor seriously Lore question: In a cage match between the Sweeper bot and Kadi 55-30, who wins?
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1 ReplyDo you know if father is coming back?
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1 ReplyWhat's your middle name?
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3 Replieswhy are you so goddamn funny?
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2 RepliesHow much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
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5 RepliesWhere is the planet Nessus located in the universe? Ya know, like it's azimuth? Altitude? Near any zodiacs or star locations? Plz give me some insight
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1 Replywhy is the traveller evil ?
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1 ReplyDid Hadji really kill Bruce Bannen?
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2 RepliesWhy do so many people not understand this post is a joke?
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1 ReplyZoltar, what weapon type will the New Monarchy Exotic be?
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1 ReplyWhy my peepee hard
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4 RepliesHave you ever heard of the forsworn?
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5 RepliesWhat is the vault of glass?
