One time my mother called me a son of a bitch, so I hit her because no one talks trash about my mother, then I hit myself because no one hits my mother, she then hit me because no one hits her son and then hit herself because no one hits me, so I hit her because no one hits my mother. cant stop me
						
					
					
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	2 RepliesHow are you not banned? Just wondering.
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	Your mother's nice but your grandmas a whore
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	I thought you had 2 dads?
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	1 ReplyYour mum prays for the day you turn 18
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	4 Repliesyou copied this from forever ago.
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	Your -blam!-ing mother [spoiler]Is a nice lady.[/spoiler]
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	Once my parents said "the world doesn't revolve around you." I responded, "but I'm your sun!" Ba dum tsssss
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	Planned Parenthood didn't do their job to well.
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	5 RepliesYour dad should hit both of you...
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	2 RepliesUr mom is lettuce
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	Is this your first not that bad post? I think it is.
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	Numa Numa
 
										 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
		    