I'm just a regular everyday normal mother-blam!-er
I told you in the first song, I'll tell you in another
I'm just a regular everyday normal mother-blam!-er
I don't have a girlfriend, my hand's my only lover
I'm just a regular everyday normal mother-blam!-er
One night a week my mom likes to cook me supper
I'm just a regular everyday normal mother-blam!-er
And Michael Keaton was my favorite Batman
I was walking down the street just the other day
I saw these two fine bitches, they were walking my way
"Yo, what you girls doing tonight?" is what I wanted to say
But suddenly I panicked, my voice started to shake
So I put my head down, I just walked away
I had a bus to catch anyway, it worked out great
Got on the bus, put my headphones on, and pressed play
Sheryl Crow, James Blunt, and mother-blam!-ing Ace of Bass
Yo, what can I say? It's just a day in my life
I'm up early in the morning, in bed early at night
To be productive at work, I got to be well rested
Yeah, mother-blam!-er, you heard what I just said
I'm just a regular everyday normal mother-blam!-er
I don't like margarine, I much prefer the taste of butter
I'm just a regular everyday normal mother-blam!-er
My favorite movies as a kid were Superman and Ghostbusters
I'm just a regular everyday normal mother-blam!-er
I have a hard time opening my eyes underwater
I'm just a regular everyday normal mother-blam!-er
And I'm not a huge Nicholas Cage fan
I'm from a lower-middle class family
Me any my brothers and sisters played hide-and-seek
I have good memories from my childhood, bitch
My favorite toy was my -blam!-ing firetruck, bitch
I used to play with that mother-blam!-er all day long
Until I learned about sex from the Sears catalog
And then I played with my mother-blam!-er all day long
About ten times a day, man, all year long
My favorite song, mother-blam!-er, I don't like to admit it
Is a Celine Dion Song from the movie Titanic
"Every night in my dreams, I see you, I feel you"
Every time I hear that -blam!-ing shit, a tear comes to my eye
Why the -blam!- did Leonardo DiCaprio have to die
Yo, I'm not afraid to admit that I'm a sensitive guy
Sticks and stones break my bones
But it's the words that make me cry
Like that time in grade three
When a girl called me Stupid Face
She really hurt me... Why'd she call me Stupid Face?
Is my face stupid? How's that even possible?
A person could be stupid, but a face, that's impossible
Shit happens all the time, and you learn how to deal with it
Regular everyday normal -blam!-ing bullshit
I'm just a regular everyday normal mother-blam!-er
When I get into a fight, I usually leave on a stretcher
I'm just a regular everyday normal mother-blam!-er
When I got nothing to say, I usually talk about the weather
I'm just a regular everyday normal mother-blam!-er
I like the first Back to the Future, but the second one was better
I'm just a regular everyday normal mother-blam!-er
I like red peppers better than the green ones
Ooh-hoo, saving up my money to go buy a new dishwasher
Mine broke about six months ago... Mother-blam!-er
Go, go, go, go shawty
It's your birthday
Go party like it's your birthday
I wasn't invited, but it's okay
I'll just stay at home, and play some video games
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