I sent him to Hell for timeout, but I lost the key and now he's stuck down there...
Edit: For some reason some of you think I'm referring to Jesus, no. Jesus committed suicide from disappointment in humanity. 
I am referring to Lucifer, Satan, Beezlebub, ect... He is my favorite son after all.
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	We have dinner once every week, Satan is pretty chill.