>2:00 A.M.
>Hear a crash from downstairs.
>It's time.
>Don my goat skull helmet and grab my Wormwood.
>Floof down the stairs because no evade.
>Two guys are trying to steal my god rolls that I will probably use someday.
>One of them tries to knife me. It doesn't register.
>praisebungo.jpg
>As the other runs away, I throw a fusion grenade at the attempted stabber thus demonstrating my superior skills.
>Running out the door I see that the other burglar is about half way down the street.
>Out-play him by meleeing him from my doorstep.
>Call the police and teabag the robbers until they arrive.
						
					
					
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	No Patrick salt is not a weapon
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	Pretty effective against ice.
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	1 ReplyTo: LeeRoy [spoiler]Not all heroes wear capes... But we do wear Robes[/spoiler] From: My Whorelock!
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	Hell yea it's a weapon lol.. wen u get in someone's head
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	If slugs invade
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	Salt causes HBP and High Cholesterol/ poor oxygen intake both Meme and Health wise
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	Against slugs salt is pretty much a nuke. Or ice.
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	Heat salt to approximately 800 degrees (or till it melts) throw at any body of water... you're god damn right salt is a weapon
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	You wanna see salty... https://youtu.be/gVcZ9t_bnWE
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	Is mayonnaise an instrument?
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	3 RepliesFrabjous...
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	Edited by girflush: 6/10/2017 8:39:38 PMYes crucible prepared you to fend off The Darkness and your experience kicked in!
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	Edited by MotorCityCamaro: 6/10/2017 2:55:25 AMIt is if you use an as[b]SA[/b]u[b]LT[/b] rifle
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	Clicked for Leroy and he didn't dissapoint
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	No, Patrick, salt is not a weapon. Horseradish isn't a weapon either.
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	1 ReplySalt and the celery stick need to be in D2.
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	Of course salt is a powerful weapon , the Roman's used it make sure nothing would ever grow in Carthage, and we used it to devastating effect as an energy source in the crucible...
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	1 ReplySalt is the most OP weapon in these forums
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	Dam foiled again, dam warlocks!!
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	Salt is the only thing that hasn't been nerfed since Vanilla Destiny. It's impossible to balance.
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	No, it is a subclass
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	2 RepliesThorn back in year 1 used salt as ammo
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	More than 1500 milligrams of salt will put you at risk for heart disease.
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	Too much salt, leads to high blood pressure and hyper tension. Hell yes it's weapon!!! On the forums!! and in your food!!!
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	2 RepliesSalt works well against most types of unholy supernatural horrors.
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	2 RepliesIS MAYONNAISE AN INSTRUMENT?
 
										 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
		    