My legs are always holding down to the ground. Does it look like I want to be on the ground? My arms always take up extra space in the skinny a*s doorway. Im just gonna cut my Limbs offf so I can be freee bro.
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1 Replyremove them
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1 ReplyPut the bath salts down!
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1 ReplyAt least you're not a dragonkin, my phantom wings are always getting in the way
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2 RepliesGreat way to lose weight too
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4 RepliesWormman
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1 Reply[i]become one with the worm and the worm will become one with you[/i] [spoiler]"I like to cover myself in Vaseline and get in the bathtub and pretend I'm a worm"[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesProbably the best post i've seen in a while.
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1 ReplyEver seen 127 hours? Spoiler alert...
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1 Reply-blam!- that, get robot legs and robot arms so you can rip the doorway apart.
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1 Reply*hands op butter knife* [spoiler]you know what to do[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyWe need more brilliant thinkers like you running the world. Get stuff done quickly and effectively through the most practical means.
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1 ReplyCan I call you Rolly Polly?
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1 Replyobviously the best course of action.