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originally posted in:The New Dojo
4/29/2017 10:21:55 PM
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[b]"YA! ONLY FOUND A...
What's dess thing called again? A coyote?
THAS BESIDE THE POINT. 'E NEED 'UMIES 'N ELVES 'N WHATEVA ELSE TAH FIGHT, AND I HEAR - WELL, LEMME GET CLOSA, I OUGHTA TELL YA IN PERSON."[/b]
[i]The Ork Battlefortress took about a minute or so to get to a suitable walking distance (about twenty feet) to the Kaptin and his Boyz. The Big Mek pushed himself out of the vehicle, crashing down upon the dusty earth and rising up, as Mekboyz and Shock Boyz followed him out.[/i]
[b]"ALRIGHT,"[/b] [i]He yelled, gathering the attention of the Orks.[/i]
[b]"Dey say, there's a place on this rock that's got all sorts a' fighters. Warriors, magic gits - all of 'em. Thas where we'll get some good fights! And maybe even teef, I dunno.."[/b]
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"If dere's fighters den dere's loot!" [i]One of the more...brighter Ork Boyz said, which excited the others. So much so that one of them, armed with a copper staff with various bitz and gubbins on it ran off. A few seconds later a green projectile shot up in the sky. Psychic Vomit. This Kaptin had a fuсking weirdboy with him. Nonetheless the prospect of the idea did intrigue Brutagar.[/i] "So, wot yer saying is...we can get into a proppa scrap right now? I oughta get the rest of my gits, dis'll be sumtin t' do."
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[b]"Yah, 'e can take care o' dis lot inna hour o' so. Muh Boyz say most've left, gone on some 'venture...'e should strike soon, if anythin'."[/b] [i]Ripgar chuckled deeply, as his fellow Shock Boyz and Mekboyz nodded with the Kaptin's boyz. To be honest - for Blood Axes, who were usually complete gits that traded with 'umies, these guys weren't too bad.[/i]
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Edited by Obi-Emp Kenobi: 5/1/2017 2:25:33 AM[i]As were freeboota's. Brutagar did sell his services to a rogue trader before and got some dakka and Tyranid teeth as a reward. He then killed the trader before he could do the same to them.[/i] "You'z ought t' git a proppa ship and more kroo. Course I can lend mine fer a fee. We'z git dakka and teef, and we'z help ye take dis place down."
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[b]"Oh, I gotz a propa bunch up 'n dem mountains 'n plains, and we'z got sum dakka 'n teef. Y' could go 'n from above 'n blow 'em up sky high, and we blows 'em up sky high from below! [/b] [b]...But I wan' tha ninja's heads! Whateva dey're called - Lieutenants! I wan' der heads for me pointy stick!"[/b] "Why ya want der heads, boss?" [b]"'CAUSE THAT'S WHERE THE SKULL IS, YA GROT. AN' I'D LOOK FOOLISH WITH THA FEET ON ME STICK!"[/b] "Oh! C-Could ya share wit tha' Kaptin?" [b]"...Meh. Une or two! Dependin' on how many der is!"[/b]
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"I did git some ov dem bombs dose imperium humies use. One ov dem was called a vorticks bomm. I don't know wot it does but dose humies didn't want me getting it. But I did. Da rest were just torpedoes n' such." [i]Brutagar agreed with the plan, he did know that bombs were useful. And he did like the good explosion.[/i] "But wot if dose gits get da bright idea t' shoot me ship down with dem slipspess rokkits or wotever dey are.'
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[b]"A vorticks bomb? Thas...a scareh thing, ya got der. Y' can throw it 'n it pulls in everythin' into a hole, like one o' dem holes that Chaos gits come out of. So use it on the grouped 'umies.[/b] [b]An' me 'n tha Boyz could try buildin' a shield for tha ships...den again, we can take down aneh artillary dey use. 'E just need a little more dakka, 'n we're good." [/b]
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"[b]Why not both? I can send my weirdboy down dere wif yours, just watch out fer strangeness or yer head will go kaboom. I can pruhvide sum dakka az well. I have one ov dem heevy bolters I never use. Me mekboyz know how make some deffguns as well from dem plasma kannons dem blue skins have.[/b]" [i]The Kaptin said, before one of his Nobz, a similar height to him and wore pirate gear came running up to him[/i] "[i]Kaptin! Da meks are finished with yer new deffkopta![/i]"
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[b]"This'll be a dam gud raid, Kaptin. When 'e attackin'? Now?"[/b] [i]The fatass Ork couldn't contain his excitement for the coming raid, a wretched smile crossing his face as a deep, gargles chuckle escaped his threat. Ripgar and his Boyz were ready to go.[/i]
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"[b]When else iz a better time![/b]" [i]Ork Johnny Depp exclaimed, of which his Boyz cheered. This was gonna be fun for them both, until Brutagar 'received a vision' from Gork and Mork.[/i] "[b]Wait, before we starts, we'z need battul plans an da layout ov dis dojoe.[/b]"
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[b]"I cun git a layout frum une of mah Boyz, maybee a Gretchin git could scout 't a lil...ya wanna try tha' plan 'irst, Kaptin?"[/b] [i]Ripgar had taken to placing his hands upon his fatass waist as he paced back 'n forth, tapping his helmeted forehead softly as he thought about a plan to assault the Dojo. A Gretchin scout would probably end up dead - but it was worth trying to scout the place.[/i]
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"[b]Why not get da kommandoes? Or even bettur, send a skwad of deffkopta's to scout from above. If wot you sez about dis dojoe is true, den dey could blend in.[/b]" [i]The kaptin suggested as he fiddled with his gitfinda on his snazzgun.[/i]
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[b]"Mm, thas true. Dey could work out, find sum places were 'e can storm in, 'ou can bomb 'n loot. Who's headin' in furst, tha land truups or da air?"[/b] [i]Ripgar had then resorted to tossing a massive wrench into the air, then catching it with a metallic claw, before throwing it into the air once more.[/i]
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"Air Troops. Dey will eckspect a ground assawlt. But not from da air. I'll hit dem with a bombin' run and den you guys swoop in and take dem da stragglurs out." [i]Said Brutagar, showing some semblance of cunning.[/i] "If dey have shields den da kommandos will haf t' take dem down furst. Den da boyz and I can start da fireworks!*
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[b]"Sounds gud ta me. 'E'll charge in first, so 'e can take tha attention. So when we attackin'?"[/b] [i]Ripgar had stopped throwing his wrench into the clear air, looking back at Brutagar and nodding at the Kaptin's kunnin.[/i]
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Edited by Obi-Emp Kenobi: 5/5/2017 11:25:37 AM"Within a few dayz time. We'z gots t' know every nook n' cranne in dere so we don't gets surprised by any humies." [spoiler]So basically whenever one of us starts the resulting shitshow[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]I could make a post tonight, act like a couple of dayz have passed 'n all.[/spoiler] [b]"Gud, gud. 'E done speakin', Kaptin? I's got prujicts ta be workin' on."[/b]
