[i]Kaptin Brutagar and His Crew, Kill Kroozer "Da Deestroyah."[/i] [b]Outer Space.[/b] [i]In the far reaches of space, carefully approaching the planet of Tatakai was the usual expected newcomer, but these newcomers were....special in a way.[/i] [url=http://miniset.net/files/set/gw-99060803001.jpg]The Ork Kill Kroozer hurtled through the abyss of space, within it was the infamous Freebooters Warband, Brutagar's Facesmasha's.[/url] [i]The Greenskins marched throughout the ship, making constant repairs and 'adjustments'. They all looked distinct from each other, some wearing metal plates riveted on their bodies while others stuck with overalls made from some type of leather. It was all fine and dandy, though the crew had been getting bored due to not fighting much of anything but each other. 'No Humies raving on about their God Empurur, or dose poncy gits with da pointy ears.' 'Not even dose chaos grots!' That was, until one of the navigators decided to hit the warp drive button.[/i] [b]One short, yet unstable warp drive later...[/b] [i]Warp energy crackled as a rift opened up near the orbit of Tatakai, The Kill Kroozer making it's appearance. Within the Kaptin's Quarters of the Kroozer, The Kaptin, Brutagar consulted with his 'advisur'.[/i] "Wot da zog!? Where'z we at?!" "We'z arrived at sum planet Kaptin. Me best guess is dat sum 'umies are on dis planet." "Humies you say?" [i]The Kaptin thought about this for a long while.[/i] "Let's go dere. Maybe we'z can krump dem." [i]The advisor walked off, and informed the crew of what was to happen. Which got a celebratory cheer from them. Through a coordinated effort that took all of their cunning, they had managed to land the ship in the Shi Canyon. The Kaptin had promptly exited the ship, followed by a mob of boyz. The Kaptin was at least a foot taller then the rest of them, Ork 'Kultur' is defined by whoever is the biggest and the baddest is the leader. In this case, it was Brutagar.[/i] "Gork n' Mork, dis place is a desert!" "It's not a desert ya stupid grot! It's one ov dem...kanyuns!" "Kannons? Like da ones of da ship? Dis doesn't look like a kannon t' me..." "HE SED KAN-YUN YOU DEAF MONGREL." [i]The Mob of Ork Boyz bickered between each other, until one of them threw a punch at the other. In which all hell broke loose. It was a full on brawl between the mob of 20, blood and teef flying everywhere. Of which some of the more greedier Orks quickly picked up. The brawl had stopped after 15 minutes, with 3 boyz now dead. The Kaptin however, decided to fuсk it and move on, just traveling on foot.[/i] [spoiler]rather unorthodox but Open. Talk with the Kaptin, or the Mob of boyz if you dare. If you didn't understand a single god damned word of the post, I don't blame you. But I gotta stay in character, a grammatically challenged character.[/spoiler]