[spoiler]I didn't copy it word for word silly doof.[/spoiler] "Ugh. Okay, Ari. Let me start this again, since Falk decided to climactically screw with your head instead of telling the whole story." "Hey, don't judge my story telling!" "Falk! Shut up! I'm starting! Jesus we should find a place to sit but fu[i]c[/i]k it we're starting! *AHEM!*" alex cleared his throat. "SO! I'm gunna rush through this. I'm Alex Coldbourne, a prince of the Coldbourne family that ran the Ko-Rudo mountains 8000 years ago, when I was born. I was the second youngest of six children. We had Felix, the oldest. Diana, my older sister. Fwaelyn, an older brother. Cain, another older brother, then Lilly my little sister. See, Tywinn was a cock. And a total prick. That sort of developed in all of his kids, except Lilly and Cain. I protected Lilly, right? But that fu[i]c[/i]king prick decided to hit her one day. I tried to kill him right then and there, but the bastard threw me around like a rag doll. So with out any options, I found Majora and killed him. Don't ask me how, that's a story for another day. I became all powerful, and killed my father. Okay, THEN this is where things got confusing. I was like, "fu[i]c[/i]k my brother Felix, I wanna rule the world." So I totally kicked his ass into giving me the throne. Then, I got all of my siblings to align themselves with me, and together we became the Fierce Deity, with me as it's figure head." "The Deity isn't a single figure like historical records suggest." Falk started. "In fact, Alex's siblings made up the Fierce Deity, and he just became known as the fierce Deity. History is weird that way." "Okay great Falk no one cares. NOW. After taking over the world, in a much more villainous way that I'm not going back to, my siblings didn't make it. I'm not gunna cry about it or go into detail about it. But they died. At least to my knowledge, because Felix abandoned us. NOW FASTFORWARD to the present where I'm running a whole different kind of operation to help Tatakai rather then take it over! Makes sense?"